Mike Judge quotes

  • It seems like there's a lot of people who just do not understand satire. They think it's weird. There's people who just don't understand you portray something or just explore a character, it means you're condoning it, saying this is the way to live.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Character #Mean #Thinking

  • Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Stealing #Get Away

  • I don't think any movie I would do would be too serious or serious at all.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Thinking #Serious #Would Be

  • I like the Stooges. You know what movie I saw that I sort of discovered late was Jerry Lewis in 'The Nutty Professor'. I really liked that.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Saws #Professors #Stooges

  • I've seen a lot of pairs of guys that have been hanging out together way too long-until they're laughing all the time.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Laughing #Long #Guy

  • It was really weird, when this thing started, to hear lawyers and MTV people calling me and actually saying 'ButtHead.' People tried to avoid it too.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Mtv #People #Calling

  • It's amazing what we can get away with and what we can't. But it's not for me to decide.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Get Away

  • One thing I always heard from the begining when I talked about this being a movie - was that the rule is that animated movies don't work unless they're Disney movies for kids. Unless they're family movies.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Kids #Animated #Heard

  • One thing I was thinking about is that they probably get their come-uppance about the same percentage that people in real life do. Basically, stealing for all practical purposes might as well be legal in New York.
    -- Mike Judge

    #New York #Real #Thinking

  • You ought to try being cruel to some people.
    -- Mike Judge

    #People #Trying

  • They don't make you pay for the humor. It's up and down, but they're trying to give you as many laughs as possible in 2 minutes. They are the most honest comedians ever.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Humor #Laughing #Giving

  • I don't return anybody's calls unless it's going to mean extra money for me. And I've completely cut off all relationships with any friends that I had before the show. And I've copped an attitude.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Attitude #Mean #Cutting

  • Then there was a kid in the neighborhood about three blocks away, his name was Bobby Beavis.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Block #Kids #Names

  • Who is Mike Judge? Let me think. The only way I could possibly answer that question would be in a nonverbal fashion. I think I could do an interpretive dance that would answer that question for you.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Fashion #Thinking #Judging

  • All the Disney lead male characters always have this kind of John Davidson kind of look to them. They all look like the same guy, and all the females look like the same, and I think the guys are just way too big.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Character #Thinking #Guy

  • Beauty and the Beast seemed like it all was really brown. The whole thing was just so brown and orange and yellow, like Burger King or something. I don't think I would have liked Beauty and the Beast at any age.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Kings #Thinking #Yellow

  • When you work for other people you'll find ... that they do know what's best for them, and for the company. And you should listen to them and be respectful, but they don't know what's best for you.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Funny Graduation #People #Respectful

  • They say it figures MTV would do such a vulgar, awful, horrible show and they completely miss that it's satirizing the people who watch MTV.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Mtv #People #Missing

  • Susie Lynn, the producer of those segments, goes in and lays all the voices over the video.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Games #Voice #Video

  • Why should every single character be an honor student who goes around helping others and never doing anything wrong? Is that like the rule or something?
    -- Mike Judge

    #Character #Helping Others #Honor

  • I went to a Catholic high school and it seemed like every time I drew something for a class project, it either got thrown away by the teacher or something.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Teacher #School #Class

  • I often feel that my life, much like my shows, will end on a cliffhanger.
    -- Mike Judge

    #Ends #Feels #Cliffhanger