P. J. O'Rourke Quotes:
Ocupation: Satirist
Life: b. November 14, 1947
Birthday: November 14
The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to.
source: P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.138, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
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