Dana Gould Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. August 24, 1964
Birthday: August 24
If anything, I believe that when I die, I will have to stand in front of all the children who went to bed hungry while I was on earth and read aloud a list of my eBay purchases. I shudder to think of it. Explaining to a poor child with a swollen belly why I didn't give his village fifty cents a week but spent twenty-seven dollars in a bidding war for a Mars Attacks coffee cup.
topic: Children, War, Coffee, Poor Children
