Dennis Miller Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. November 3, 1953
Birthday: November 3
Nothing ruins the mood during foreplay more than the recurring image of your sixty-five-year-old homeroom teacher trying to stretch a condom over a cucumber.
source: Dennis Miller (2011). “Ranting Again”, p.14, Main Street Books
topic: Teacher, Years, Trying, Five Year Olds, Cucumbers
