P. J. O'Rourke Quotes:
Ocupation: Satirist
Life: b. November 14, 1947
Birthday: November 14
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
source: P. J. O'Rourke (2007). “Modern Manners: An Etiquette Book for Rude People”, p.12, Grove/Atlantic, Inc.
topic: Birthday, Funeral, Cards, Greeting Card
