Greg Behrendt Quotes:
Ocupation: Stand-up comedian
Life: b. July 21, 1963
Birthday: July 21
We (men) would rather lose an arm out a city bus window than tell you simply, “You’re not the one.” We are quite sure you will kill us or yourself or both—or even worse, cry and yell at us.
source: Greg Behrendt, Liz Tuccillo (2007). “He's Just Not That Into You: The No-Excuses Truth to Understanding Guys”, p.6, Simon and Schuster
topic: Men, Cities, Simply You, City Bus
