John Oliver Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. April 23, 1977
Birthday: April 23
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
topic: Beautiful, Kings, Thinking, Jumpsuits, Wheezing
