Zits Quotes:

I was using the word awesomeness while you were still in high school, popping zits.

- Edge

topic: School, Wwe, Zits, Awesomeness

On the New England Patriots losing the Super Bowl after going 18-0: We set high expectations, now we go down as 18-1, and that is one big zit. It is one big blemish. We choked.

- Ellis Hobbs

topic: Failure, Expectations, Zits, Bowls, New England Patriots

It's difficult to have everybody like everything you do. I don't know anybody that's perfect and doesn't have a zit somewhere.

- Gordon Bethune

topic: Perfect, Zits, Difficult

I have more zits now than I did as a teenager. Stress zits.

- Tiffani Thiessen

topic: Stress, Teenager, Zits

My biggest beauty tip would be exfoliation, exfoliation, exfoliation! After a lifetime of almost no breakouts, I learned that if you don't exfoliate, your skin has a hard time shedding the old skin and therefore clogs your pores and causes zits.

- Amanda Crew

source: Source: www.refinery29.com

topic: Hard Times, Skins, Zits

[People say]'You're always happy' and I'm, like, sometimes I have a huge zit on my face. But if you smile, people won't notice that. I do have bad-hair days but if you feel confident in yourself it would make people want to be around you.

- Cheyenne Kimball

topic: Hair, People, Zits, Confident In Yourself, Bad Hair Day

I don't even know how ugly and pretty get decided.

- John Green

source: John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.67, Penguin

topic: Ugly, Zits, Cabal

Zits are beauty marks.

- Kurt Cobain

source: "Sassy" Magazine, April 1992.

topic: Zits, Truthful, Mark

I don't mean to change the subject or anything, but have you tried concealer on that zit?" Cynthia Lotte - Hot Six

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Mean, Zits, Hot, Cynthia

I remember once acting really cool on a bus with this girl named Stephanie. When I got home, I realized that I had a really big zit on my forehead. If you have acne problems, you really shouldn't be acting like Don Juan.

- John Cusack

topic: Girl, Home, Acting, Acne, Foreheads

I'd rather be hated for who I am, than loved for who I am not.

- Kurt Cobain

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Inspirational, Tattoo, Love Me Or Hate Me, Singer-songwriters

I have my loyal cyber-buddies out there, and I really do answer my e-mail. I'm in my pajamas at 3 in the morning with my zit medicine on. I owe everything to them.

- Cindy Margolis

source: Source: www.foxnews.com

topic: Morning, Medicine, Pajamas, Zits

I would not trade any of these features for anybody else’s. I wouldn’t trade the small thin-lipped mouth that makes me resemble my nephew. I wouldn’t even trade the acne scar on my right cheek, because that recurring zit spent more time with me in college than any boy ever did.

- Tina Fey

topic: Boys, College, Nephew, Acne, Zits

Being a teenager is the worst thirty years of your life. But it all changes after that. You get a great car, a great job. You got a wife, kids, you got your health. But then your company is sold out from under you, your stocks tank, your wife's sleeping with the gardener and your teenage daughter is pregnant. And you notice that you have a prostate so hard, you can actually take a hammer to it. But hey, not one zit.

- Christopher Titus

source: "Titus / Errrr". www.imdb.com. 2002.

topic: Daughter, Jobs, Teenage, Infantile, Acne

Thinking, not for the first time, that life should come with a trapdoor. Just a little exit hatch you could disappear through when you´d utterly and completely mortified yourself. Or when you had spontaneous zit eruptions. “Good book?” he asked, taking it from her and reading the subtitle, “A Guide for Good Girls Who (Sometimes) Want to Be Bad,” out loud. But life did not come with a trapdoor.

- Michele Jaffe

topic: Girl, Book, Reading, Subtitles, Eruption

I am reminded that no matter how hard you try, you can never be more than twelve years old with your parents. Parents earnestly try not to inflame, but their comments contain no scale and a strange focus. Discussing your private life with parents is like misguidedly looking at a zit in a car's rearview mirror and being convinced, in the absence of contrast or context, that you have developed combined heat rash and skin cancer.

- Douglas Coupland

topic: Cancer, Years, Mirrors, Rearview Mirror, Zits

Dinosaur: I plan to use punctuated equilibrium to turn this zit into a third eye. Catbert: That's not a natural advantage. You'd better stay away from the fitter dinosaurs.

- Scott Adams

topic: Nature, Eye, Science, Zits, Third Eye

So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I don't even know how ugly and pretty get decided - maybe there's like a secret cabal of boys who meet in the locker room and decide who's ugly and who's hot, because as far as I can remember, there was no such thing as a hot fourth-grader. - Lindsey Lee Wells

- John Green

source: John Green (2008). “An Abundance of Katherines”, p.67, Penguin

topic: Boys, Secret, Rooms, Cabal, Locker Room

Editing yourself is like an irksome coin toss. You've got to strip yourself of super ego and operate from the id. Maybe I've got my Freud mixed up. It's just hard to trade a beauty shot for the performance with truth and a brightly lit zit.

- Vera Farmiga

source: "Actress Farmiga at Sundance with directing debut". Interview with Jay A. Fernandez, uk.reuters.com. January 24, 2011.

topic: Editing, Ego, Coins, Zits

It's true. somewhere inside us we are all the ages we have ever been. We're the 3 year old who got bit by the dog. We're the 6 year old our mother lost track of at the mall. We're the 10 year old who get tickled till we wet our pants. We're the 13 year old shy kid with zits. We're the 16 year old no one asked to the prom, and so on. We walk around in the bodies of adults until someone presses the right button and summons up one of those kids.

- Jonathan Tropper

topic: Mother, Dog, Kids, Zits

Normally if I met a guy who was unemployed and illiterate who hadn't bathed in a couple of weeks, I'd be standing in a puddle with excitement, but I'm sort of in a bad mood tonight, so take this bag and give me the fu**ing paper before I pop your head like a zit. He said, you're a lesbian, aren't you?

- Christopher Moore

topic: Couple, Giving, Guy, Zits