Applesauce Quotes:

Oh East is East and West is West and never the twain shall meet.

- Rudyard Kipling

topic: Misunderstood, West, East, Cranberries, Stew

Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Art, Cranberries, Stew

Life is not orderly. No matter how we try to make life so, right in the middle of it we die, lose a leg, fall in love, drop a jar of applesauce. In summer, we work hard to make a tidy garden, bordered by pansies with rows or clumps of columbine, petunias, bleeding hearts. Then we find ourselves longing for the forest, where everything has the appearance of disorder; yet we feel peaceful there.

- Natalie Goldberg

source: Natalie Goldberg (2011). “Wild Mind: Living the Writer’s Life”, p.6, Open Road Media

topic: Summer, Falling In Love, Fun, Columbine, Petunias

I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.

- Will Rogers

source: The Illiterate Digest "Breaking into the Writing Game" (1924)

topic: Politics, Politician, Folks, Applesauce

I always have applesauce in my fridge, and when traveling I take protein bars just in case I get hungry. They're my go-to snack.

- Sloane Stephens

source: "Sloane Stephens on Diet, Fitness, and Beating Serena". Interview with Heidi Pashman, www.shape.com. February 5, 2013.

topic: Snacks, Bars, Hungry, Applesauce

And isn't that weird? Think about this, when you're born, you nurse on your mama. And then you get a little older, you go to applesauce. And then you see these toddlers walking around with these Ziploc baggies full of Cheerios. Then you get to be my age, and the doctor wants you to start eating Cheerios to watch your cholesterol. Then you lose your teeth, you go to applesauce. I now know why old men like women with really big boobs. They see a trend. I mean, they call it a nursing home, hello.

- Bill Engvall

topic: Mean, Home, Nursing, Cholesterol, Applesauce

I love to bake. I like to bake with wheat and try not to eat sugar so I use applesauce instead, which probably sounds really gross. When I was doing the promos we included tomatoes, mangoes, rice - all the different ways you can eat them - and we were able to incorporate some of the recipes I've learned, like a spinach mango salad. It was really fun to get creative with food because sometimes people forget that.

- Brenda Song

source: Source: www.seventeen.com

topic: Fun, People, Creative, Spinach, Applesauce

I rushed us out of your parents' house because I didn't think I could manage two hours at the dinner table with everyone focused on Joe Loosey's joystick sitting in the refrigerator next to the applesauce.

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Thinking, Two, Parent, Applesauce