When people ask me for an autograph I usually ask for a pen and then stab them with it.
topic: People, Ask Me, Autographs

I went to one AA meeting and I got asked for an autograph.
source: "Marilyn Manson really is the devil in disguise". www.mirror.co.uk. February 02, 2012.
topic: Meetings, Aa Meeting, Autographs
source: "Usain Bolt talks secret post-season parties, fame and the fear of losing". Interview with Alastair Campbell, www.gq-magazine.co.uk. August 15, 2016.
topic: Worst, Worst Things, Autographs
source: Source: www.avclub.com
topic: Concerts, Brian, Autographs
You wouldn't be allowed to get on a particular bus, but you'd be asked to sign your autograph.
topic: Bus, Particular, Autographs
source: Source: www.nbcnews.com
topic: Dream, Tired, Mean, Autographs, Signing Autographs
SUCCESS DEFINITION-- WHEN OUR SIGNATURE CHANGES TO AUTOGRAPH ,this marks the success.
topic: Signatures, Definitions, Mark, Autographs
topic: Long, Lasts, Looking Forward, Copenhagen, Autographs
topic: Stars, Fans, Minutes, Fussing, Autographs
topic: Artist, Media, Perfect, Autographs
topic: Children, Wall, Names, Famous Writers, Autographs
topic: Inspiring, Kids, Yankees, Autographs, Signing Autographs
topic: People, Done, Want, Autographs
topic: Christian, Victory, Church, Autographs, Great Victory
topic: Talking, Fans, T Shirt, Autographs, Signing Autographs
source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.
topic: People, Waste, Wasting Time, Don't Waste Time, Autographs
topic: Crazy, Kissing, Boys, Signing, Autographs
topic: Hands, Giving, Joy, Autographs
source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.
topic: Ideas, Car, Chinese, Autographs, Living On
Autographs and pictures do get a little old, but I don't mind if the people want it.
topic: People, Mind, Want, Autographs
Any ballplayer that don't sign autographs for little kids ain't an American. He's a communist.
source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: Baseball, Kids, Littles, Best Baseball, Autographs
topic: Hands, Cities, Kansas City, City Walls, Autographs
I always signed autographs when I could and always stayed and chatted with them when I could.
topic: Autographs, Signing Autographs
topic: Dream, Real, Hard Work, Who Your Real Friends Are, Autographs
I wasn't your average kid. I was signing autographs in Japan at 12.
topic: Kids, Japan, Average, Autographs, Signing Autographs
topic: Music, Home, Guy, Autographs
If anyone asks for your autograph they're showing you respect and give it back to them.
source: "'This is my Britain. Our Britain. Not some German tourist's'". Interview with Simon Hattenstone, www.theguardian.com. May 16, 2002.
topic: Giving, Asks, Ifs, Autographs
I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books.
source: "'Proud non-reader' rapper Kanye West turns author". Interview with Mark Egan, www.reuters.com. May 27, 2009.
topic: Book, Want, Proud, Autographs
topic: Thinking, People, These Days, Cartoonist, Autographs
topic: Hair, Two, America, Cramps, Autographs
topic: Borders, Next, Six, Autographs
topic: Funny, Humor, Thinking, Autographs
source: "New Again: Rob Lowe". Interview with Mike Sager, www.interviewmagazine.com. September 7, 2016.
topic: Lasts, Moments, Selling, Autographs
topic: Girl, Dream, Fun, Autographs
I've never turned down an autograph request. I've never not taken a picture with someone.
topic: Taken, Turned Down, Request, Autographs
topic: Fun, People, Fans, Autographs, Signing Autographs
topic: Giving, Mind, Paper, Paper And Pen, Autographs
topic: Song, Nice, Home, Mics, Light Bulb
topic: Long, Feelings, Doe, Autographs
source: "Eminem speaks out in favour of gay marriage" by Sean Michaels, www.theguardian.com. June 18, 2010.
topic: Autographs
topic: Block, Holiday, House, Opera House, Harlem
source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
topic: College, Wanted, Breasts, Autographs
topic: Doors, People, Fans, Autographs
topic: Self, Giving, Way, Autographs
topic: Years, People, Tennis, Autographs
topic: Mean, Names, Ideas, Mutts, Autographs
topic: Writing, Sitting, Littles, Autographs
topic: Hurt, Hands, People, Autographs