Baked Goods Quotes:

I try to eat on the healthier side, but baked goods are hard to resist. I just love sweet things.

- Lindsey Vonn

topic: Sweet, Trying, Sides, Sweet Things, Baked Goods

For years now I have run a kitchen-sink punk salon in my house, called Salon du Gay. In the early days, people would pay for a riot grrrl bob or a passable bleach job with a mixtape, $3 or a selection of baked goods - whichever they could afford. More recently though, with Gossip doing well, I've performed these punk hair transformations for free.

- Beth Ditto

source: "What would Beth Ditto do?" by Beth Ditto, www.theguardian.com. March 6, 2008.

topic: Running, Jobs, Gay, Mixtapes, Salons

The smell of apple pies didn't quite fill the house, but it was there, a thread under everything else. It was kind of hard to take Christophe seriously when he smelled like baked goods. I wondered if other djampjir smelled like Hostess Twinkies and sniggered to myself.

- Lilith Saintcrow

topic: Apples, Pie, Smell, Baked Goods, Hostesses

She's no lady. Her songs are all unbelievably unhappy or lewd. It's called Blues. She sings about sore feet, sexual relations, baked goods, killing your lover, being broke, men called Daddy, women who dress like men, working, praying for rain. Jail and trains. Whiskey and morphine. She tells stories between verses and everyone in the place shouts out how true it all is.

- Ann-Marie MacDonald

source: Ann-Marie Macdonald (2010). “Fall on Your Knees”, p.474, Vintage Canada

topic: Song, Rain, Men, Sore Feet, Morphine

I wished that my job was baking muffins in a muffin shop, where all I'd have to do was crack eggs and measure flour and make change, and nobody could abuse me, and where they'd even expect me to be fat. Every flab roll and cellulite crinkle would serve as testimony to the excellence of my baked goods

- Jennifer Weiner

topic: Jobs, Eggs, Excellence, Cellulite, Baked Goods

Peeta smiles and douses Haymitch's knife in white liquor from a bottle on the floor. He wipes the blade clean on his shirt tail and slices the bread. Peeta keeps all of us in fresh baked goods. I hunt. He bakes. Haymitch drinks. We have our own ways to stay busy, to keep thought of our time as contestants in the Hunger Games at bay.

- Suzanne Collins

topic: Knives, Games, White, Contestants, Haymitch

Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League.

- Erma Bombeck

source: Erma Bombeck (2013). “Motherhood: The Second Oldest Profession”, p.64, Open Road Media

topic: Girl, Humorous, Phones, Baked Goods, Answering Machines

Cupcakes are the tattooed brunette chick of the baked goods world.

- Dov Davidoff

source: FaceBook post by Dov Davidoff from Jan 29, 2012

topic: Cupcakes, World, Brunette, Baked Goods, Tattooed