Blue Cheese Quotes:

Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

- Helen Hayes

topic: Birthday, Important, Age, Old Age Humor, Celebrate Birthday

Blue cheese contains natural amphetamines. Why are students not informed about this?

- Mark E. Smith

topic: Blue, Cheesy, Amphetamines, Blue Cheese

Fettucini alfredo is macaroni and cheese for adults.

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Food, Cheesy, Cheese, Macaroni And Cheese, Grilled Cheese

A corpse is meat gone bad. Well and what's cheese? Corpse of milk.

- James Joyce

topic: Cheesy, Meat, Gone, Blue Cheese

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

- Jack LaLanne

topic: Motivational, Good Morning, Dog, Cream Cheese, Coffee Cup

I feel cheesy when I see Silver Spoons. Some of it was funny, but some of it was just cheese! My kids love it, but I look at it and cringe.

- Ricky Schroder

source: "HuffPost Exclusive: Ricky Schroder Q&A". Interview with Zorianna Kit, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 21, 2010.

topic: Kids, Cheesy, Looks, Kids Love, Blue Cheese

We did talk about cheese on our first date.

- Jane Kaczmarek

source: "Scoop". People interview, people.com. May 21, 2001.

topic: Cheesy, Firsts, Cheese, First Date, Blue Cheese

We all know the moon isn't made out of green cheese...but if it was made out of barbeque spare ribs would you eat it?

- Will Ferrell

topic: Moon, Blue, Bbq, Blue Cheese

I love the creative, whole-foods recipes in But I Could Never Go Vegan! Kristy Turner has heard all the excuses and has a response for each. It's true, no life is complete without the occasional calzone-but stuff 'em with Kristy's Buffalo Cauliflower and Cashew Blue Cheese and you can have calzones and be vegan too. Get ready for your taste buds to explode.

- Isa Chandra Moskowitz

topic: Blue, Creative, Taste Buds, Cashews, Turner

The anger of the weak never goes away, Professor, it just gets a little moldy. It molds like a beautiful blue cheese in the dark, growing stronger, and more interesting. The poor and the weak die with all their anger intact and probably those angers go on growing in the dark of the grave like the hair and the nails.

- Marge Piercy

topic: Beautiful, Dark, Hair, Blue Cheese, Growing Stronger

Whenever you go out to eat you gotta get the appetizer. 'Cause the appetizer's just an excuse for an extra meal. You're always like "Lets see, I will start with the 80 buffalo wings...and do you have a low-cal blue cheese? 'Cause I don't wanna fill up too much."

- Jim Gaffigan

topic: Funny, Humor, Blue, Appetizers, Blue Cheese

No member of the animal kingdom nurses past maturity, no member of the animal kingdom ever did a thing to me. Its why I don't eat red meat or white fish, don't give me no blue cheese. Were all members of the animal kingdom, leave your brothers and sisters in the sea.

- Prince

topic: Brother, Animal, Past, Red Meat, Blue Cheese

From my table inside I watch the glamorous women outside who are lunching on Spa Cobb salads without blue cheese or dressing. The man with the bread basket wanders from table to table, lonesome as a cloud. When he comes to me his basket is full and perfectly arranged. He gives me a smile of sincere pleasure when I tell him I will take both the sourdough roll and the cheese stick.

- Ann Patchett

topic: Food, Men, Clouds, Spas, Blue Cheese

Was the Buffalo chicken wing invented when Teressa Bellissimo thought of splitting it in half and deep frying it and serving it with celery and blue-cheese dressing? Was it invented when John Young started using mambo sauce and thought of elevating wings into a specialty?

- Calvin Trillin

topic: Blue, Wings, Half, Celery, Chicken Wings

If entertainment ran grocery stores, we'd NEVER get oil cured olives or blue cheese, it would be JUST Coke.

- Penn Jillette

source: Interview with Kenneth Plume, asitecalledfred.com. September 2003.

topic: Blue, Oil, Would Be, Blue Cheese