Dumb Women Quotes:

I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

- Arnold Schwarzenegger

topic: Marriage, Gay, Men, Stupidest, Stupid Celebrity

Every woman is wrong until she cries.

- Oscar Wilde

topic: Women, Tears, Cry, Dumb Women

Whatever women do, they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.

- Charlotte Whitton

source: Canada Month, June 1963. A later satirical version of this saying added to the end "Luckily, this is not difficult" (Paul Dickson, The Official Rules [1978]). See Eleanor Roosevelt 2

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Strong Women, Female Empowerment, Successful Women

You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.

- Erica Jong

topic: Love, Witty, Women, Women Equality, Dumb Guy

Feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream.

- Rush Limbaugh

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Feminist, Feminism, Dumb Things, Stupid Conservative, Women Bashing

Girls have an unfair advantage over men: if they can't get what they want by being smart, they can get it by being dumb.

- Yul Brynner

topic: Funny, Girl, Witty, Smart Girl, Being Smart

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

- Dolly Parton

topic: Funny, Inspiring, Girly, Offended You, Women Bashing

Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men.

- Joseph Conrad

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Women, International Women's Day, Sexy Women

Only stupid men trying to seem smart need to be with dumb women. Only weak men trying to look strong are attracted to compliant women.

- Orson Scott Card

topic: Strong, Smart, Stupid, Stupid Men, Weak Man

When Eve ate the apple her knowledge increased. But God liked dumb women so Paradise ceased. Gwen Goodnight. Her Work.

- Jennifer Crusie

topic: Apples, Dumb, Paradise, Dumb Women

I know that we women are all justly accounted praters; they say in the present day that there never was in any age such a wonder to be found as a dumb woman. [Lat., Nam multum loquaces merito omnes habemus, Nec mutam profecto repertam ullam esse Hodie dicunt mulierem ullo in seculo.]

- Plautus

topic: Women, Dumb, Age, Dumb Women

Sometimes along the way in my life I don't want a smart woman right now, I want a dumb woman. But then you think, that doesn't work, now I want a smart woman. Then you get a smart woman and you go no, that doesn't work so it's just killing me right now.

- Gerard Butler

source: "'Idol' Days Over: Paula Abdul Refuses to Return". Interview with Hollie McKay, www.foxnews.com. August 5, 2009.

topic: Smart, Thinking, Dumb, Dumb Women, Smart Women