Fat Kid Quotes:

I love you like a fat kid love cake.

- Curtis Jackson

source: "Where Do I Start With 50 Cent?" by Dee Lockett, www.slate.com. June 6, 2014.

topic: Funny Love, Rap, Love You, I Love You Like, Food Love

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

- Scott Adams

topic: Love, Valentines Day, Food, I Love You Like, Food Love

I still consider myself a little, fat kid from Hawaii.

- Robert Kiyosaki

topic: Kids, Hawaii, Littles, Fat Kid

I've always been known as the fat kid from Stand By Me.

- Jerry O'Connell

topic: Children, Kids, Stand By Me, Fat Kid

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date

- Nathan Lane

source: "Bring on the clown" by David Smith, www.theguardian.com. November 7, 2004.

topic: Kids, School, Fats, Fat Kid

Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.

- John Bishop

topic: Sports, Kids, Optimistic, Funny Jokes, Fat Kid

On My Last-Place Finish in the 50-Yard Dash During Little League Tryouts “It kinda looked like you were being attacked by a bunch of bees or something. Then when I saw the fat kid with the watch who was timing you start laughing…. Well, I’ll just say it’s never a good sign when a fat kid laughs at you.

- Justin Halpern

topic: Kids, League, Laughing, Last Place, Fat Kid

I'm an ass-kicking fat kid.

- Jack Osbourne

source: "Officially Osbourne: Opening the Doors to the Land of Oz". Book by Ozzy Osbourne and Todd Gold, 2002.

topic: Kids, Kicking, Ass, Fat Kid

Look at that fat kid, in the audience. You want some pie you little fatty? I strongly dislike fat kids. Security, please remove him, that fat kid, over there, by the pies.

- Thom Yorke

topic: Kids, Pie, Looks, Fatty, Fat Kid

When I was a kid I used to hate getting picked for team sports. It would be the fit and sporty guys over there. And me and the fat kids over here. Those kids were fat! One girl had to be cut out a hula hoop.

- Alan Carr

topic: Funny, Girl, Sports, Hula, Fat Kid

I grew up a fat kid in a small town in Minnesota who was a tomboy and happened to play a mean violin. My goal was to be a famous concert artist some day.

- Gretchen Carlson

source: Source: frankviola.org

topic: Fat Kid

I think if there's anything that can help fat kids get out of the house and anybody to move, it's a positive thing.

- Derek Waters

source: Source: www.gq.com

topic: Moving, Kids, Thinking, Fat Kid, Positive Things

There was certainly nothing really sexual about my youth growing up, simply because the fact remains if you're the fat kid in a school and I was the only fat black kid in the school - in fact, I was the only black kid in the school - but if you are kind of ostracized on many different levels in your school the last thing you're worried about is sex.

- John Amaechi

source: Interview with Max Miller, bigthink.com. October 7, 2010.

topic: Sex, Growing Up, School, Fat Kid

Americans are not gonna conserve. We're not gonna shift to smaller cars. We can't - we have big, fat kids.

- Greg Giraldo

topic: Kids, Car, Bigs, Fat Kid

Now I am in to fat chains, sex and techs, fly new chicks, new kicks, I love you like a fat kid love cake.

- Curtis Jackson

topic: Sex, Love You, Kids, I Love You Like, Kids Love

My parents both had Oxford degrees, they read important books, spoke foreign languages, drank real coffee and went to museums for pleasure. People like that don't have fat kids: they were cut out to be winners and winners don't have children who are overweight.

- Arabella Weir

topic: Children, Real, Book, Fat Kid

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

- Peter DeLuise

topic: Kids, Defense, Fats, Defense Mechanisms, Fat Kid

I played soccer all my life and I used to think growing up that they put the fat kid in goal or they put the kid that wasn't good with the ball at their feet in goal and I never wanted to do goalkeeper, I was always the goal scorer.

- Hope Solo

source: Source: soccerlens.com

topic: Soccer, Growing Up, Kids, Fat Kid

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

- P. C. Cast

source: P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Untamed: A House of Night Novel”, p.29, Macmillan

topic: Kids, Fats, Crutches, Fat Kid

For the majority of the time, I may as well have been just a really tan white kid. You know, I may as well have just been, like, a fat kid.

- Aziz Ansari

topic: Kids, White, Majority, Fat Kid

I see fat kids on the street all the time and I give them free radiohead t-shirts with bullseyes on them. Later when I see them wearing the t-shirts I shoot at them with bb guns while riding a very large dog and singing kicking squealing gucci little piggy over and over

- Thom Yorke

topic: Dog, Kids, Gun, Squealing, Radiohead

I used to binge-eat and make myself throw up. I was a fat kid. Obviously I didn't quite master the bulimia.

- Russell Brand

topic: Funny, Kids, Comedy, Bulimia, Fat Kid

I was a lonely, frightened little fat kid who felt there was something deeply wrong with me because I didn't feel like I was the gender I'd been assigned. I felt there was something wrong with me, something sick and twisted inside me, something very very bad about me. And everything I read backed that up.

- Kate Bornstein

source: Kate Bornstein (2013). “Gender Outlaw: On Men, Women and the Rest of Us”, p.22, Routledge

topic: Lonely, Kids, Sick, Fat Kid

In the Sacramento of the 1950s, it was as though White simply hadn't had time enough to figure Brown out. It was a busy white time. Brown was like the skinny or fat kids left over after the team captains chose sides. You take the rest — my cue to wander away to the sidelines, to wander away.

- Richard Rodriguez

source: Richard Rodriguez (2003). “Brown: The Last Discovery of America”, p.13, Penguin

topic: Team, Kids, White, Fat Kid, Team Captain