I love you like a fat kid love cake.
source: "Where Do I Start With 50 Cent?" by Dee Lockett, www.slate.com. June 6, 2014.
topic: Funny Love, Rap, Love You, I Love You Like, Food Love

I'm still the fat kid from high school who never had a date
source: "Bring on the clown" by David Smith, www.theguardian.com. November 7, 2004.
Being an England supporter is like being the over-optimistic parents of the fat kid on sports day.
topic: Sports, Kids, Optimistic, Funny Jokes, Fat Kid
topic: Kids, League, Laughing, Last Place, Fat Kid
source: "Officially Osbourne: Opening the Doors to the Land of Oz". Book by Ozzy Osbourne and Todd Gold, 2002.
source: Source: frankviola.org
topic: Fat Kid
source: Source: www.gq.com
topic: Moving, Kids, Thinking, Fat Kid, Positive Things
source: Interview with Max Miller, bigthink.com. October 7, 2010.
topic: Sex, Growing Up, School, Fat Kid
topic: Sex, Love You, Kids, I Love You Like, Kids Love
I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.
topic: Kids, Defense, Fats, Defense Mechanisms, Fat Kid
source: Source: soccerlens.com
topic: Soccer, Growing Up, Kids, Fat Kid
Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches
source: P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Untamed: A House of Night Novel”, p.29, Macmillan
source: Kate Bornstein (2013). “Gender Outlaw: On Men, Women and the Rest of Us”, p.22, Routledge
source: Richard Rodriguez (2003). “Brown: The Last Discovery of America”, p.13, Penguin
topic: Team, Kids, White, Fat Kid, Team Captain