Funny Exam Quotes:

Trust yourself, you know more than you think you do.

- Benjamin Spock

source: The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care ch. 1 (1946)

topic: Family, Trust, Encouraging, Trust Your Instincts, Inspirational Confidence

A bottle of wine contains more philosophy than all the books in the world.

- Louis Pasteur

source: "The Mammoth Book of Zingers, Quips, and One-Liners". Book by Geoff Tibballs, 2004.

topic: Funny, Philosophy, Drinking, Drinking Wine, Great Wine

We look up for inspiration, down for desperation, right and left for information.

- Tyga

topic: Inspiration, Information, Looks, Funny Exam

The purpose of education is to replace an empty mind with an open one.

- Malcolm Forbes

topic: Inspirational, Education, Travel, Math Education, Math Teacher

I failed in some subjects in exam, but my friend passed in all. Now he is an engineer in Microsoft and I am the owner of Microsoft.

- Bill Gates

topic: Microsoft, Exam, Owners, Exam Motivational, Funny Exam

The only people who never fail are those who never try

- Ilka Chase

topic: Inspirational, People, Trying, Funny Exam

Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than the wisest man can answer.

- Charles Caleb Colton

source: 'Lacon' (1820) vol. 1, no. 322

topic: Education, Teaching, Knowledge, Formidable, Funny Exam

Nothing in this world can take the place of persistence. Talent will not: nothing is more common than unsuccessful men with talent.

- Calvin Coolidge

source: Quoted in Quotable Calvin Coolidge, ed. Peter Hannaford (2001).

topic: Persistence, Men, World, Unsuccessful, Solved Problems

The more we study the more we discover our ignorance.

- Percy Bysshe Shelley

source: Percy Bysshe Shelley (1824). “Posthumous Poems”, p.367

topic: Ignorance, Study, Funny Exam

I had never passed a single school exam, and clearly never would.

- Mary Leakey

topic: School, Exam, Funny Exam

Being ignorant is not so much a shame, as being unwilling to learn.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Inspirational, Learning, Ignorance, Knowledge And Ignorance, Stupidity And Ignorance

How much easier it is to be critical than to be correct.

- Benjamin Disraeli

topic: Positive Thinking, Criticism, Politics, Funny Exam

The direction in which education starts a man will determine his future life.

- Plato

topic: Teacher, Men, Determine, Inspiring Education, Inspiring Educational

Science does not know its debt to imagination.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Science, Imagination, Doe, Physical Science, Science Research

You never know how strong you are, until being strong is your only choice.

- Bob Marley

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Being Strong, Scoliosis, I Am Strong

Self-trust is the first secret of success.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Motivational, Success, Trust, Self Trust, Inspirational Self Esteem

There is creative reading as well as creative writing.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Education, Reading, Writing, Creative Writing, Literary Criticism

I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

- Woody Allen

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Cheating, Cheating On Me, College Days

Every burned book enlightens the world.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

topic: Book, World, Censorship, Banned Books, Censored

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.

- Karl von Frisch

topic: Philosophy, Vienna, Munich, Zoology, Funny Exam

Being #‎ IGNORANT is not so much a SHAME, as being UNWILLING to LEARN to do things THE #‎ RIGHT WAY.

- Shiv Khera

source: FaceBook post by Shiv Khera from Jan 26, 2015

topic: Knowledge And Ignorance, Stupidity And Ignorance, Lifelong Learner, Unwilling, Poor Richard

If you can't change your fate, change your attitude.

- Amy Tan

source: Amy Tan (2003). “The Opposite of Fate: Memories of a Writing Life”, p.47, Penguin

topic: Change, Attitude, Fate, Inspirational Attitude, My Attitude

Those who do not study are only cattle dressed up in men's clothes.

- Confucius

topic: Men, Clothes, Study, Dressed Up, Cattle

Resolve to perform what you ought; perform without fail what you resolve.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Failing, Resolve, Moral Perfection, Dullness, Funny Exam

I'm visiting my high school. Every half year I do the exams, and then this year I'm going to graduate.

- Daniela Hantuchova

topic: School, Years, Half, Funny Exam

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

- Mae West

source: "Mae West: 'YOLO,' Before YOLO Was a Thing", bigthink.com. September 25, 2015.

topic: Inspirational, Life, Motivational, Life Is Simple, Live Life To Its Fullest