Hot Tub Quotes:

Oh, that sound? I'm in the hot tub, reading a novel.

- Jane Smiley

topic: Reading, Sound, Hot, Hot Tub

If you're in a company, you're dancing from 9 a.m. till 7 in the evening, and then you go home and get in a hot tub and get some Epsom salts and try to get your body goin' again. There's no social life, no anything.

- Neve Campbell

topic: Home, Dancing, Trying, Hot Tub

You know, for an actor to come into the midst of that, it's - It can either be difficult and somewhat unnerving, or it can be very embracing and like, kind of stepping into a nice hot tub.

- Keith Carradine

topic: Nice, Hot, Actors, Hot Tub

Imagine a hot tub for the mind. That is what meditation is; it can bathe your mind in relaxing thoughts.

- Eknath Easwaran

topic: Meditation, Mind, Hot, Hot Tub

You ever spent eight hours acting in water? It's a lot easier to get in and out of a bath. Hot tubs are bad news for actors, man.

- Adam Pally

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Men, Eight, Water, Hot Tub

Now on Friday nights, if I want to go hang out with friends, I go hang out with friends. If I want to stay in and be in the hot tub and have people over to watch movies, I do that.

- Demi Lovato

topic: Friday, Night, People, Watch Movie, Hot Tub

I like the public hot-tub at the hotels. I like when a guy is already in there, I say, "Hey, do you mind if I join you?" Then I go turn the heat up, and I add some carrots and onions.

- Mitch Hedberg

topic: Funny, Humor, Guy, Hot Tub

I feel sexy when I get out of the tub - your skin is fresh and you've put up your hair without looking.

- Shania Twain

topic: Sexy, Air, Skins, Hot Tub

Where I live in Oklahoma, it's all ranchers. My friends are all cowboys and pretty rough guys. If I had a hot tub back there, I may as well have Richard Simmons come over and live with me.

- Blake Shelton

topic: Cowboy, Oklahoma, Guy, Hot Tub, Ranchers

Liberals don't have to emerge from the hot tub and start attending NASCAR races or - God forbid - church, but it would be nice if they'd stop lying all the time.

- Ann Coulter

topic: Nice, Lying, Race, Stop Lying, Hot Tub

If you have older children who avoid you like the plague, buy yourself some expensive bath salts, run a hot tub, and settle in for a long soak. Teenagers who haven't talked to you since their tenth birthday will bang on the door, demanding your immediate attention.

- Teresa Bloomingdale

source: Teresa Bloomingdale (1982). “Murphy must have been a mother!: (and other laws I live by)”, Doubleday Books

topic: Running, Children, Teenager, Hot Tub

I think it's creepy if a guy says, I would never hit a girl. Cause that should go without saying. That's like if you ever heard a guy go, I would never crap in a hot tub.

- Bonnie McFarlane

topic: Girl, Thinking, Guy, Hot Tub

An evangelical minister has had to resign after pictures surfaced showing him in a hot tub with two women. He claimed it was just a baptism gone terribly wrong.

- Jay Leno

topic: Two, Baptism, Hot, Hot Tub

The moral person contemplates evil, the evil person commits it. And a person without a sense of humor can't distinguish between the two.... I know a lot of people who live in Marin County and contemplate spirituality and never get out of the hot tub.

- Larry Harvey

topic: Two, People, Evil, Hot Tub

The world was full of dangers now that she was pregnant: mercury in tuna, hot tubs, beer, secondhand smoke, over-the-counter medicine. Not to mention crazy baby-abducting fairy kings.

- Jennifer McMahon

topic: Baby, Kings, Crazy, Were Pregnant, Secondhand Smoke

I know the activists I deal with, we sort of try and check each other to make sure that we haven't gone native, that you come to Washington thinking it's a cesspool, you don't want to end up thinking it's really a hot tub and getting used to it. So that's something one has to keep an eye on all the time.

- Grover Norquist

topic: Eye, Thinking, Trying, Hot Tub

I've been an ambassador of goodwill all over the world, spreading this message, did we do heal the world, treaty of all nations, circling this huge globe? What I don't understand is just singing about sex and "I want to get in a hot tub with you baby and rub you all over" and, but I get battered in the press as the weirdo.

- Michael Jackson

topic: Baby, Sex, Singing, Heal The World, Hot Tub

Do you know who is ready to go with the presidential campaign? Jeb Bush. Jeb already has plans to end the war in Iraq that his brother started. All he needs is a hot tub time machine.

- David Letterman

topic: Brother, War, Iraq, Time Machine, Hot Tub

Oh definitely. It'll be in a hot tub, with my entire head squeezed into a jet. The photos are going to be hilarious. Man, I really hope the internet sticks around so people can reference this article in my obituaries and see that what sounds like a joke was actually amazingly prescient.

- Jason Sudeikis

topic: Men, People, Sound, Obituary, Hot Tub

When I was 14, a camp counselor explained what "eating out" was and I vowed to never have it done to me. It seemed cannibalistic and unhygienic. I also remember that she claimed--in front of an entire cabin of girls--to have been "eaten out" by one of the maintenance men in a hot tub. Under hot water. Either something is amiss in my memory of this conversation or she found the most talented man on the planet and all hope is lost for the rest of us.

- Sloane Crosley

topic: Girl, Memories, Men, Eating Out, Camp Counselors

When you've parked the second car in the garage, and installed the hot tub, and skied in Colorado, and wind-surfed in the Caribbean, when you've had your first love affair and your second and your third, the question will remain, where does the dream end for me?

- Mario Cuomo

topic: Dream, First Love, Wind, Hot Tub