Instant Coffee Quotes:

I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time.

- Steven Wright

topic: Fun, Coffee, Microwaves, Instant Coffee, Ovens

Instant coffee is just old beans that have been cremated.

- Jennifer Saunders

source: "Absolutely Fabulous (Fashion)". TV Series, www.imdb.com. 1992-2012.

topic: Coffee, Drink, Beans, Instant Coffee

There sure are a lot of these 'instant' products on the market. Instant coffee, instant tea, instant pudding, instant cereal... instant dislike.

- Charles M. Schulz

topic: Coffee, Cereal, Tea, Instant Coffee

We live in an instant-coffee world. Sometimes real-world solutions take a little longer.

- Mike Conaway

topic: Real, Coffee, World, Instant Coffee

Today everything must be easy and it mustn't take time ... ready meals. Powdered hot chocolate and instant coffee ... Living takes time. We need to give each other time.

- Karin Fossum

topic: Coffee, Giving, Chocolate, Instant Coffee, Hot Chocolate

Let us toast to animal pleasures, to escapism, to rain on the roof and instant coffee, to unemployment insurance and library cards, to absinthe and good-hearted landlords, to music and warm bodies and contraceptives... and to the "good life", whatever it is and wherever it happens to be.

- Hunter S. Thompson

topic: Good Life, Rain, Coffee, Library Cards, Escapism

There is no reason why we shouldn't be able to split an infinitive, any more than we should forsake instant coffee and air travel because they weren't available to the Romans.

- Bill Bryson

topic: Coffee, Air, Splits, Instant Coffee, Infinitive

Democracy is not an instant coffee.

- Mohamed ElBaradei

topic: Coffee, Democracy, Instant, Instant Coffee

Rock and Roll is instant coffee.

- Bob Geldof

topic: Coffee, Rocks, Rock And Roll, Instant Coffee

... The truth of the matter is, that most English people don't know how to make tea anymore either, and most people drink cheap instant coffee instead, which is a pity, and gives Americans the impression that the English are just generally clueless about hot stimulants.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2005). “The Salmon of Doubt: Hitchhiking the Galaxy One Last Time”, p.81, Del Rey

topic: Coffee, Clueless, People, Instant Coffee, Stimulants

Alex took a silent step closer to the kitchen door and watched unseen as willow spooned instant coffee into a pair of mugs.With another yawn, she scraped her hair off her face and stretched. She looked so entirely human, so drowsy and sleep-rumpled.For a moment, Alex just gazed at her, taking in her long tumble of hair, her wide green eyes and pixieish chin. Fleetingly, he imagined her eyes meeting his, wondering what she'd look like if she smiled

- L.A. Weatherly

topic: Coffee, Sleep, Eye, Instant Coffee, Mug

Rock & roll is instant coffee.

- Bob Geldof

topic: Coffee, Rocks, Instant, Instant Coffee

Starbuck's is going to start selling instant coffee. This is for people who want the quality of Sanka, but want to pay the high Starbuck's price.

- Jay Leno

topic: Coffee, People, Quality, Instant Coffee

Been trying the soapy water and instant coffee method. Works somewhat, but boy it tastes terrible. I don't know how you guys can stand it. I'm going back to milk and espresso for my cappas.

- David Lynch

topic: Coffee, Boys, Espresso, Instant Coffee, Barista

We have instant pudding, instant photos, instant coffee—but there are no instant adults.

- Jim Trelease

source: Jim Trelease (2013). “The Read-Aloud Handbook: Seventh Edition”, p.54, Penguin

topic: Coffee, Adults, Pudding, Instant Coffee

In this modern day and age, we have instant coffee, instant tea - instant disbelief. That's the reason we will never become anything. It is because we will never believe in ourselves. We will always listen to the mass majority. If everybody's making fun of you and criticizing you, then you know you're on the right track. 'Cause most people ain't got it.

- Glenn Turner

topic: Fun, Coffee, Believe, Instant Coffee, Right Track

English grammar is so complex and confusing for the one very simple reason that its rules and terminology are based on Latin, a language with which it has precious little in common.

- Bill Bryson

topic: Latin, Simple, Confusing, Instant Coffee, Infinitive

I did toy with the idea of doing a cook-book. . . . I think a lot of people who hate literature but love fried eggs would buy it if the price was right.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Hate, Book, Thinking, Lettuce, Instant Coffee

Human beings would split the atom and invent television, nylon, and instant coffee before they could figure out the age of their own planet.

- Bill Bryson

source: Bill Bryson (2014). “A Short History of Nearly Everything”, p.62, Lulu Press, Inc

topic: Coffee, Age, Nylon, Instant Coffee

In my tradition, one must wait until one has learned a lot of Bible and Talmud and the Prophets to handle mysticism. This isn't instant coffee. There is no instant mysticism.

- Elie Wiesel

topic: Coffee, Waiting, Tradition, Instant Coffee