Married With Children Quotes:

Heaven with my angel. It doesn't get any better than this.

- Sylvia Day

source: Sylvia Day (2014). “Sylvia Day Crossfire Novels 1-4”, p.409, Penguin

topic: Angel, Heaven, Married With Children, Beavis, My Angel

Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married with children, unmarried with children. Men have the same choice we've always had: work, or prison.

- Tim Allen

topic: Jobs, Children, Men, Married With Children, Unmarried

"Married with Children" was racy, it was sexist, it was a lot of things, but mostly it was funny.

- Katey Sagal

source: "Katey Sagal, Holding Court On 'Sons Of Anarchy'". "Fresh Air" with Terry Gross, www.npr.org. September 6, 2013.

topic: Funny, Children, Married, Married With Children

What goes around, comes around.

- Willie Nelson

source: Willie Nelson, Turk Pipkin (2006). “The Tao of Willie: A Guide to the Happiness in Your Heart”, p.33, Penguin

topic: Karma, Respect, Revenge, Married With Children, Hurting Someone

Today is the first day of the rest of your life.

- Abbie Hoffman

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Change, Married With Children, Beginning Of Life

When I grow up I want to be just like Benny Carter!

- Dizzy Gillespie

topic: Married With Children

I've done a lot of Fox shows since then - Married with Children, Living Single and a whole bunch of other Fox things.

- Gilbert Gottfried

topic: Children, Funny Marriage, Done, Married With Children

I loved Married With Children. That was the job that against all odds - you know, when I first read the script, I thought, "No one will ever watch this, but I think this is so fun." So I was really happy to be involved in it. And we laughed every single day. It was the funniest 11 years. We really, really enjoyed it.

- Katey Sagal

source: Source: www.avclub.com

topic: Jobs, Fun, Children, Married With Children, Against All Odds

I get very few nasty letters. A few from people who disapprove of the fact that I'm getting naked on television yet again. I don't know why - I suppose they don't like the idea that I'm doing that while I'm married with children.

- Rupert Penry-Jones

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Children, Ideas, People, Married With Children

If I found myself married with children and had tons of puppies and a fun place to live, I imagine I'd be happier, but I kind of like being a little bit isolated and lonely.

- Moby

topic: Lonely, Children, Fun, Married With Children

We've always said we're a HEAVY METAL band. We've kinda branched out here and there - we've done a rap thing, we've done a rap-rock thing, we've done something with Angelo Belmonte, who's the primary composer of Twin Peaks. In fact, most of David Lynch's movies is Angelo. He did something with us and that was great. We've also acted, we've done an episode in Married with Children, which was awesome - so we're always looking to do things which you wouldn't expect.

- Charlie Benante

source: Source: brightestyoungthings.com

topic: Children, Rap, Rocks, Married With Children, Metal Band

My mother didn't want me to be in fashion. She was in the fashion business, so was my brother, and she thought it was too crazy for me. She wanted me to be married with children, to be independent, yes, but not to have a crazy life.

- Donatella Versace

topic: Mother, Fashion, Brother, Married With Children, Crazy Life

I was totally into cartoon babes when I was a little dude. Cheetara from the 'Thundercats,' then Jessica Rabbit, and finally I moved onto a real-life human being and was into Punky Brewster, and then Christina Applegate on 'Married with Children.'

- Pete Wentz

source: Seventeen Interview, www.seventeen.com. May 19, 2008.

topic: Children, Real, Cartoon, Married With Children, Christina

I think that every show on television has its place. I think Married With Children or, I don't know, The Nanny... some people want to go home, turn on the TV and be able to iron their clothes or grab a sandwich. Come out and catch a joke and not have to follow the story.

- Peter Krause

source: "Biography / Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Children, Home, Thinking, Married With Children

When I read the pilot for Married with Children, it just reminded me of my Uncle Joe... just a self-deprecating kind of guy. Hed come home from work, and the wife would maybe say I ran over the dog this morning in the driveway. And he would say Fine, whats for dinner?

- Ed O'Neill

topic: Dog, Morning, Uncles, Married With Children, Driveway

Katey Sagal, you are an incredible actress. You worked on ‘Married with Children,’ the show that changed comedy, ‘Sons of Anarchy,’ the show that took comedy to a whole new level and ‘8 Simple Rules,’ the show that killed John Ritter.

- Anthony Jeselnik

topic: Children, Son, Simple, Married With Children

I’m from a small town so, like, everyone’s married with children or about to have children. So it’s a little hard when you go home and people are like - and that’s why people think I’m gay - because they’re like ‘Why aren’t you married?’ And I’m like, ‘it doesn’t happen for everyone right off the bat.’

- Kelly Clarkson

source: "Kelly Clarkson Denies Lesbian Rumors On ‘The View,’ Reveals Why People Think She’s Gay". www.huffingtonpost.com. October 27, 2011.

topic: Children, Home, Gay, Married With Children