Puppy Dog Quotes:

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

- Angus Young

source: "AC/DC Keep Stiff Upper Lip In Classic Hard-Rock Mold" by Brian Hiatt, www.mtv.com. March 07, 2000.

topic: Cute, Dog, People, Dobermans, Cute Puppy

People don't know where to place me. Terry Gilliam used me as a quirky cop in 'Twelve Monkeys', and then he hired me again to be an effeminate hotel clerk in 'Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas'. Another time, I was shooting this indie film 'The Souler Opposite' and six days a week, I'm playing this big puppy dog, then I come to the 'NYPD Blue' set and become this scumbag.

- Christopher Meloni

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Dog, Vegas, Blue, Scumbags, Nypd

I would rather be beaten, and be a man, than to be elected and be a little puppy dog.

- Davy Crockett

source: "David Crockett: The Man and the Legend". Book by James Atkins Shackford, p. 133, 1994.

topic: Dog, Men, Littles, Puppy Dog

I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.

- John Steinbeck

topic: Dog, Eye, Thinking, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

- James Thurber

topic: Dog, Nature, Animal, I Love My Dog, Labrador Dogs

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

- Groucho Marx

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Funny, Friendship, Education, Joy Of Reading, Inspirational Dog

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons.

- Will Rogers

topic: Dog, Nature, Animal, I Love My Dog, Lost Dog

...he will be our friend for always and always and always.

- Rudyard Kipling

topic: Animal, Wild Dogs, Cat Dog, Dog Rescue, Pet Dog

No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.

- Fran Lebowitz

topic: Dog, Animal, Pet, Dog Lover, Cat Dog

Why does watching a dog be a dog fill one with happiness?

- Jonathan Safran Foer

topic: Dog, Doe, Cute Puppy, Puppy Dog

A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates.

- Josh Billings

topic: Dog, Play, Pups, Cute Puppy, Puppies And Dogs

There are three faithful friends - an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

- Benjamin Franklin

topic: Friendship, Dog, Money, Making Friends, Cute Friendship

To sit with a dog on a hillside on a glorious afternoon is to be back in Eden, where doing nothing was not boring - it was peace.

- Milan Kundera

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Letting Go, Dog, Stress, Bulldogs, Inspirational Dog

If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and man.

- Mark Twain

topic: Funny, Inspiring, Dog, Man And Dog, Prosperous

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail.

- Fran Lebowitz

topic: Dog, Silly, Animal, Lost Dog, Cat Dog

Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.

- Roger Caras

topic: Life, Dog, Sorry, Man And Dog, Spaniels

Dogs have given us their absolute all. We are the center of their universe. We are the focus of their love and faith and trust. They serve us in return for scraps. It is without a doubt the best deal man has ever made.

- Roger Caras

source: Roger A. Caras (1982). “A Celebration of Dogs”, Crown

topic: Faith, Dog, Animal, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.

- Gilda Radner

source: Gilda Radner (2015). “It's Always Something”, p.6, Simon and Schuster

topic: Dog, Unconditional Love, Thinking, Man And Dog, Bulldogs

If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.

- Woodrow Wilson

topic: Inspiring, Dog, Silly, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.

- Bernard Williams

topic: Happiness, Nature, Inspirational Life, Man And Dog, Spaniels

Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!

- Anne Tyler

source: Anne Tyler (1991). “Anne Tyler: a new collection : three complete novels”, Outlet

topic: Funny, Dog, Mean, I Love My Dog, Long Haul

It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.

- Mark Twain

topic: Inspirational, Motivational, Positive, Inspirational Football, Marathon Runners

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

- Rita Rudner

topic: Dog, Religious, Thinking, Spaniels, Inspirational Dog

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

- Max Eastman

source: "Enjoyment of Laughter".

topic: Dog, Laughter, Laughing, Barking Dogs, Dog Lover

Dogs do speak, but only to those who know how to listen.

- Orhan Pamuk

source: FaceBook post by Orhan Pamuk from Jun 15, 2011

topic: Dog, Pet, Speak, Dog Days, Dog Grief

Properly trained, a man can be dog's best friend.

- Corey Ford

source: Corey Ford (1952). “Every Dog Should Have a Man: The Care and Feeding of Dog's Best Friend”

topic: Funny, Dog, Witty, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion. Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage.

- Agnes Repplier

topic: Dog, Heart, Animal, Man And Dog, Inspirational Animal

What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog.

- Dwight D. Eisenhower

topic: Inspirational, Life, Basketball, Marathon Runners, Marathon Running

The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

- Mark Twain

topic: Dog, Animal, Men, Man And Dog, I Love My Dog

If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

- Will Rogers

topic: Cute, Dog, Sorry, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

Petting, scratching, and cuddling a dog could be as soothing to the mind and heart as deep meditation and almost as good for the soul as prayer.

- Dean Koontz

source: Dean Koontz (2007). “False Memory”, p.80, Bantam

topic: Dog, Prayer, Heart, Man And Dog, Cuddling

Dogs' lives are too short. Their only fault, really.

- Agnes Sligh Turnbull

topic: Dog, Pet, Faults, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

- Mark Twain

topic: Cute, Religious, Dog, Man And Dog, Inspirational Animal

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

- Agatha Christie

topic: Wise, Wisdom, Dog, Man And Dog, Crawling

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

- Ann Landers

topic: Dog, Finding Yourself, Admiration, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

- August Strindberg

topic: Dog, People, Pet, Barking Dogs, Dog Bite

The dog was created specially for children. He is a god of frolic.

- Henry Ward Beecher

topic: Dog, Children, Man And Dog, Bulldogs, Inspirational Dog

When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.

- Edward Abbey

topic: Friendship, Dog, Silly, Man And Dog, Cat And Dog

The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants.

- Johnny Depp

source: "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Love, Dog, Baby, Man And Dog, I Love My Dog

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

- Emily Dickinson

topic: Love, Inspirational, Life, Labrador Dogs, Stray Dogs

Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail.

- Josh Billings

topic: Inspirational, Dog, Money, Man And Dog, Wag The Dog

The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.

- Charles de Gaulle

topic: Funny Love, Dog, Men, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.

- Robert A. Heinlein

topic: Love, Inspirational, Funny, Kitties, Inspirational Cat

In order to really enjoy a dog, one doesn't merely try to train him to be semi-human. The point of it is to open oneself to the possibility of becoming partly a dog.

- Edward Hoagland

source: Edward Hoagland (1976). “Red Wolves and Black Bears”, Random House Incorporated

topic: Dog, Nature, Silly, Old Shoes, Dog Lover

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

- Aldous Huxley

topic: Dog, Animal, Men, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.

- Milan Kundera

source: "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

topic: Jealousy, Dog, Evil, I Love My Dog, Labrador Dogs

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

- Marilyn Monroe

source: "Music for Chameleons (A Beautiful Child)". Book by Truman Capote, 1980.

topic: Inspirational, Dog, Animal, Inspirational Dog, I Love My Dog

A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.

- Josh Billings

topic: Love, Friendship, Dog, Man And Dog, Inspirational Dog

A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

- Robert Benchley

source: Robert Benchley (1976). “Chips Off the Old Benchley”, Amereon Limited

topic: Dog, Perseverance, Lying, Man And Dog, I Love My Dog