Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
topic: Funny, Hilarious, Education, Not Stupid, Infinite Intelligence

topic: Funny, Happiness, Laughter, Humour And Laughter, Good Sense Of Humor

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.
topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Crazy, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce
I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.
topic: Laughter, Life And Love, Humor, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.
topic: Life, Sarcastic, Wisdom, Being Sarcastic, Dark Sarcasm
In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.
topic: Sarcastic, Sadness, Being Sarcastic, Sarcastic Humor