Sarcastic Humor Quotes:

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Education, Not Stupid, Infinite Intelligence

A sense of humor... is needed armor. Joy in one's heart and some laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life.

- Hugh Sidey

topic: Funny, Happiness, Laughter, Humour And Laughter, Good Sense Of Humor

Marriage is the chief cause of divorce.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Crazy, Marriage And Divorce, Marriage Divorce

I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it.

- Frank A. Clark

topic: Laughter, Life And Love, Humor, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

topic: Life, Sarcastic, Wisdom, Being Sarcastic, Dark Sarcasm

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

- Lea Thompson

topic: Sarcastic, Sadness, Being Sarcastic, Sarcastic Humor

Humor is the instinct for taking pain playfully.

- Max Eastman

topic: Pain, Laughter, Instinct, Humor And Laughter, Humor Laughter