Being Sarcastic Quotes:

In my deepest parts of sadness, I'm always making a joke or being sarcastic.

- Lea Thompson

topic: Sarcastic, Sadness, Being Sarcastic, Sarcastic Humor

Aw, now look at that, you're being sarcastic, aren't you?

- Alyson Noel

source: Alyson Noel (2013). “The Immortals Bundle 1-3: The Immortals: Evermore, The Immortals: Blue Moon and The Immortals: Shadowland”, p.283, Pan Macmillan

topic: Sarcastic, Looks, Being Sarcastic

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Funny, Life, Clever, Being Sarcastic, Dark Sarcasm

Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic.

- Homer

topic: Sarcastic, Men, Land, Being Sarcastic, Lollipop

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

- Albert Einstein

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Education, Not Stupid, Infinite Intelligence

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

- Ashleigh Brilliant

topic: Life, Sarcastic, Wisdom, Being Sarcastic, Dark Sarcasm

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

- Fred Allen

topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Anger, Journeys And Paths, Strolling

So yes, this is a show about an adolescent girl, her friends, and various vampires. Vampires writing in diaries, vampires attending high school, vampires investigating various mysterious supernatural events, vampires tormenting each other, vampires eavesdropping on each other, and vampires being sarcastic about other vampires' hairstyles. Vampires embracing every possible opportunity to take off their shirts.

- Kelly Link

topic: Girl, Sarcastic, Writing, Hairstyles, Investigating

Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own.

- Russell Lynes

topic: Wise, Mind, Wander, Being Sarcastic, Very Sarcastic

Don't be humble... you're not that great.

- Golda Meir

source: Quoted in N.Y. Times, 18 Mar. 1969

topic: Sarcastic, Humble, Humility, Being Sarcastic, Dark Sarcasm

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

- Steve Landesberg

source: "Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

topic: Truth, Honesty, Insanity, Being Sarcastic, Honesty Is The Best Policy

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

- Alan Dundes

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Christmas, Stupid Jokes, Being Sarcastic

I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.

- Sky Ferreira

source: Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

topic: Sarcastic, Stupid, Rude, Being Sarcastic, Being Rude

I am in full possession of the amazing power of being sarcastic.

- Sarah Rees Brennan

source: Sarah Rees Brennan (2010). “The Demon's Covenant”, p.36, Simon and Schuster

topic: Sarcastic, Sarcasm, Possession, Being Sarcastic

Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?

- Russell Lynes

topic: Wise, Stupid, Effort, Funny Sarcastic, Insults You

The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

- George Bernard Shaw

topic: Funny, Sarcastic, Communication, Talkative, Being Sarcastic

I'm really good at being sarcastic with guys. That's the best way to hang out with them, because that's what guys . They don't want the quiet, prissy little things.

- Jessica Alba

topic: Sarcastic, Guy, Way, Being Sarcastic

The best things in life are free

- Luther Vandross

topic: Best Things In Life, Money And Happiness, Money Cant Buy Happiness, Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, One Tree Hill Inspirational

The best things in life are free - and $19.95.

- Billy Mays

topic: Best Things In Life, Money And Happiness, Money Cant Buy Happiness, Money Doesn't Buy Happiness, One Tree Hill Inspirational

You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.

- John Ciardi

source: 1962 In the Saturday Review, Fall issue.

topic: Inspirational, Sarcastic, Children, Teenage Girl, Being Sarcastic

I said [ Barack Obama], the founder of ISIS. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic.But not that sarcastic, to be honest with you.

- Donald Trump

source: Source: www.sfgate.com

topic: Sarcastic, Isis, Honest, Being Sarcastic

When you're being earnest, people think you're being sarcastic and when you're being sarcastic, they think you're being earnest. The moral in all this, of course, is that people should never attempt to communicate.

- Charlie Brooker

source: "Charlie Brooker answers your questions: 'I get angry to amuse myself'". Guardian interview, www.theguardian.com. February 6, 2013.

topic: Sarcastic, Thinking, People, Being Sarcastic

I'm very bubbly, so when people meet me, they sometimes think I'm fake. I'm excited to meet new people, but I guess I sound I'm being sarcastic.

- Lyndsy Fonseca

topic: Sarcastic, Thinking, People, Being Sarcastic

Some people don't get it when I'm being sarcastic.

- Leonardo DiCaprio

topic: Sarcastic, People, Miscellaneous, Being Sarcastic

I've learned that I need to spell out, even in cases seemingly so blatant, that in fact I am not taking this at face value and am being 'sarcastic.

- James Fallows

topic: Sarcastic, Needs, Faces, Being Sarcastic

I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.753, Simon and Schuster

topic: Sarcastic, Pain, Lying, Being Sarcastic

Was he joking? Was he being sarcastic? Aggressive? Impertinent? Or just courteous? There was no telling from his impassive face. What a country, he thought despairingly. In Russia you always knew. If a man made a stern face he was threatening; if he was laughing uproariously, he was joking.

- George Mikes

topic: Sarcastic, Country, Humorous, Being Sarcastic

I played a lot of sarcastic, wisecracking characters for a long time, and people would think that was me. And it's very much not me, and then people would think I was being sarcastic when I wasn't: 'Oh, you're making fun of me right now.' And I wasn't!

- Zooey Deschanel

source: "Interview: ‘New Girl’ star Zooey Deschanel" by Alan Sepinwall, uproxx.com. September 02, 2011.

topic: Sarcastic, Fun, Character, Being Sarcastic

It's funny how people will think I'm being sarcastic a lot and joking. So I'll say, "I like your dress," and they'll go "(bleep) you!" Or I say something serious and they go, "Oh, yeah, ha-ha." They're strangers. They're people who know me from comedy, but luckily I am on pretty much all the time!

- Sarah Silverman

source: "Sarah Silverman walks the blurry lines of sarcasm". Interview with Christopher Borrelli, www.montereyherald.com. March 29, 2011.

topic: Sarcastic, I Like You, Thinking, Being Sarcastic

That I walk around calling people 'dummy' and 'hockey puck'. I do have a different life apart from being sarcastic on stage. I might kibitz around with my friends, but I'm nothing like the person who does stand up. Nothing like that.

- Don Rickles

source: Source: glamorosi.blogspot.com

topic: Sarcastic, Hockey, People, Dummy, Being Sarcastic

We're both [with Mark Wahlberg] capable of being sarcastic, vicious, violent lunatics, but we hold each other in check, appeal to the best aspects of each other.

- Peter Berg

source: Source: ew.com

topic: Sarcastic, Violent, Checks, Being Sarcastic