Scotch Tape Quotes:

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and it holds the world together.

- Oprah Winfrey

topic: Funny, Humor, Redneck, Scotch Tape, Duct Tape

You can do a lot with Scotch tape. Almost anything! I love that you can hem a dress, and its an instant remedy in a fashion crises.

- Jennifer Garner

topic: Fashion, Scotch, Dresses, Scotch Tape

It is a peculiar sensation, this double-consciousness, this sense of always looking at one's self through the eyes of others, of measuring one's soul by the tape of a world that looks on in amused contempt and pity.

- W. E. B. Du Bois

topic: Eye, Self, Soul, Amused, Measuring

Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by scotch tape.

- Dave Barry

topic: Christmas, Skills, Scotch, Ancient Egyptian, Mummy

I'm not interested in creating a book that is read once and then placed on the shelf and forgotten. I am very happy when people have worn out my books, or that they're held together by Scotch tape.

- Richard Scarry

topic: Book, Creating, Scotch, Scotch Tape

My kids scotch tape worms to the sidewalk and watch the birds get hernias.

- Rodney Dangerfield

topic: Kids, Scotch, Bird, Sidewalk, Hernias

If you want to feel less sexy put scotch tape on your nipples.

- Demetri Martin

source: Twitter post from Jun 05, 2012

topic: Sexy, Scotch, Tape, Scotch Tape

I, on the other hand, believe that books, maps, scissors, and Scotch tape dispensers are all unreliable vagrants, likely to take off for parts unknown unless strictly confined to quarters.

- Anne Fadiman

topic: Believe, Book, Scotch, Vagrants, Scotch Tape

I like to think of myself as some of the Scotch tape that holds things together - I'm very handy to have around. But all that actors really need is a bare stage. Lighting is just one of the luxuries of the theater.

- Jean Rosenthal

topic: Thinking, Scotch, Luxury, Scotch Tape

We're trying to make our current house look domestic so that somebody will want to buy it. We're making a lot of simple, obvious improvements that never would have occurred to us to make while we actually lived here, because, tragically, we both happen to be domestically impaired. If we were birds, our nest would consist of a single twig with the eggs attached via Scotch tape.

- Dave Barry

source: Dave Barry (2010). “Dave Barry Talks Back”, p.71, Crown Archetype

topic: Simple, Eggs, Scotch, Scotch Tape

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I remember when your average NFL player would come to the sideline, spit out three bicuspids, Scotch-tape his humerus together and get back out there.

- Rick Reilly

topic: Player, Average, Nfl, Nfl Players, Scotch Tape