Dave Barry Quotes:
Ocupation: Author
Life: b. July 3, 1947
Birthday: July 3
Because of some defect in my motor skill, I can never COMPLETELY wrap [gifts]....If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by scotch tape.
topic: Christmas, Skills, Scotch, Ancient Egyptian, Mummy, Scotch Tape, Pharaohs, Wraps
