
I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
source: "Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Life, Afraid Of Death, Meaningful Death
I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic.
topic: Beautiful, Sex, Believe, Funny Sex, Funny Sexy
Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
topic: Love, Funny, Sex, Statue Of Liberty, Love Death
topic: Sex, Love Is, Faces, Sophia, Sex Without Love
source: Emma Bull (2004). “War for the Oaks: A Novel”, p.211, Macmillan
topic: Sex, Party, Love Is, Sex Without Love
'Tis better to have loved and lost than never to have loved at all.
source: Song: Punish Me, Album: Capital Punishment, 1998
topic: Love, Life, Break Up, Hurting Him, Back Together
Sex with love is the greatest thing in life. But sex without love--that's not so bad either.
topic: Sex, Love Is, Without Love, Sex Without Love
Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.
topic: Sex, Epic, Love Is, Without Love, Funny Sexy
The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
topic: Funny Love, Liberty, Lasts, Humorous Love, Statue Of Liberty
Make love when you can. It's good for you.
source: Kurt Vonnegut (2009). “Mother Night: A Novel”, p.8, Dial Press
topic: Life, Sex And Love, Making Love, Mother Night, Sex Without Love
topic: Sex, Opening Up, Focus, Sex Without Love
topic: Sex, Real, Love Is, Verification, Sex Without Love
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, God, Plumber, Side Effects
To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
source: "Fictional character: Sandy Bates". "Stardust Memories", www.imdb.com. 1980.
topic: Loyalty, Atheist, Religion, Daily Atheist, Atheistic
topic: Girlfriend, Sex, Talking, Sex Without Love
topic: Love, Funny, Beautiful, Beatty, Statue Of Liberty