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Woody Allen Quotes:

Ocupation: Film producer

Life: b. December 1, 1935

Birthday: December 1

Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.

- Woody Allen

topic: Love, Funny, Beautiful, Beatty, Statue Of Liberty, Bisexuality, Good Lovers, Funny Jokes, Sex Without Love

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