Leonard Marx famous quotes

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!
-- Leonard Marx

#Funny #Best Love #Kissing

My grandfather is great. He's a great grandfather.
-- Leonard Marx

#Grandchildren #Grandfather #Great Grandfather

If I lose today, I can look forward to winning tomorrow, and if I win today, I can expect to lose tomorrow. A sure thing is no fun.
-- Leonard Marx

#Fun #Winning #Gambling

A sure thing is no fun.
-- Leonard Marx

#Fun #Gambling #Sure Thing

Mustard's no good without roast beef.
-- Leonard Marx

#Beef #Culinary #Mustard

If I didn't believe it in my own mind, I never would have seen it.
-- Leonard Marx

#Believe #Mind #My Own

History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

I really just want to be warm yellow light that pours over everyone I love.

…kissing George was a little like rolling in caramel after spending years surviving off rice sticks.

A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion.

Drawing is like the first kiss. It carries within it the deepest emotion and the challenge of the first step. It is the first cry after birth