Leonard Marx quotes

  • History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives.

  • Avoid all needle drugs, the only dope worth shooting is Richard Nixon.

  • If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?

  • That's an interesting philosophical question. When your boner goes away, is that one gone... forever?

  • I had two thoughts about it. One was I could do that, and the next one was I'll never get to do that.

  • Love is when two people who care for each other get confused.

  • I really just want to be warm yellow light that pours over everyone I love.

  • …kissing George was a little like rolling in caramel after spending years surviving off rice sticks.

  • A kiss is a lusty dollop of dessert to be served with desire and savored with passion.

  • Drawing is like the first kiss. It carries within it the deepest emotion and the challenge of the first step. It is the first cry after birth