Sex And Love Quotes:

Make love when you can. It's good for you.

- Kurt Vonnegut

source: Kurt Vonnegut (2009). “Mother Night: A Novel”, p.8, Dial Press

topic: Life, Sex And Love, Making Love, Mother Night, Sex Without Love

Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful; provided you get between the right man and the right woman.

- Woody Allen

topic: Sex, Men, Wonderful, Funny Sex, Right Man

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

- Brendan Behan

source: "Readers recommend: songs about prostitution" by Peter Kimpton, www.theguardian.com. July 24, 2014.

topic: Funny, Marriage, Sexy, Humorous Love, Funny Sex

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.

- Woody Allen

topic: Love, Funny, Sex, Statue Of Liberty, Love Death

What is commonly called love, namely the desire of satisfying a voracious appetite with a certain quantity of delicate white human flesh.

- Henry Fielding

source: 'Tom Jones' (1749) bk. 6, ch. 1

topic: Sex, White, Desire, Sex And Love

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

- Lily Tomlin

topic: Witty, Sex, Believe, Having Sex, Sex And Love

Don't knock masturbation. It's sex with someone I love.

- Woody Allen

topic: Sex, Humorous, Masturbation, Great Sex, Dirty Movie

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Sex, Funny Relationship, Firsts, Receipts, Funny Sex

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL convertible.

- P. J. O'Rourke

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Single, Risque, Good Sex

Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin - it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring.

- S. J. Perelman

topic: Love, Anniversary, Valentines Day, Happy Anniversary, Funny Sex

In my sex fantasy, nobody ever loves me for my mind.

- Nora Ephron

topic: Cute, Sex, Mind, Erotic Love, Sex And Love

Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... The other eight are unimportant.

- Henry Miller

source: Sexus ch. 21 (1949)

topic: Funny, Sexy, Good Sex, Funny Sex, Funny Sexy

I need sex for a clear complexion, but I'd rather do it for love.

- Joan Crawford

source: Interview in "The New York Times", 1956.

topic: Sex, Needs, Clear, Complexion, Sex And Love

Love ain't nothing but sex misspelled.

- Harlan Ellison

source: Harlan Ellison (1975). “Deathbird stories: a Pantheon of modern gods”, HarperCollins Publishers

topic: Sex, Sex And Love

Sexual intercourse is kicking death in the ***** while singing.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Sex, Singing, Kicking, Sex And Love, Sex Love

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.

- Woody Allen

topic: Funny Love, Liberty, Lasts, Humorous Love, Statue Of Liberty

I think we can all agree that sleeping around is a great way to meet people.

- Chelsea Handler

topic: Funny, Sleep, Thinking, Sex And Love, Sleeping Around

Sex without love is merely healthy exercise.

- Robert A. Heinlein

topic: Love, Sex, Exercise, Funny Sex, Sex And Love

Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.

- Charles Bukowski

topic: Sex, Mean, Men, Physicality, Bowel Movements

Life in Lubbock, Texas, taught me ... that sex is the most awful, filthy thing on earth and you should save it for someone you love.

- Butch Hancock

topic: Sex, Texas, Awful, Religious Humor, Sex And Love

Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

- Woody Allen

source: Quoted in N.Y. Times, 1 Dec. 1975

topic: Funny, Hilarious, Sexy, Risque, Bisexuality

Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.

- Woody Allen

topic: Sex, Love You, Causes, Sex And Love, Sex Love

Family is the most important thing in the world.

- Princess Diana

topic: Inspirational, Family, Important, Complicated World, Happy Family

Whoever named it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.

- Groucho Marx

topic: Funny, Sexy, Judging, Funny Sex, Anatomy

Being popular is the most important thing in the world!

- Homer

topic: Important, World, Being Popular, Baseball Games, Complicated World

Sex and Love are two words that anyone can relate to, no matter the nationality or age.

- Enrique Iglesias

source: Source: www.enriqueiglesias.com.br

topic: Sex, Two, Age, Sex And Love

But you know the difference between sex and love. And sex can be part of love, but what moves your heart, what's really intimate, that's the real spirit. And that's very personal, it's also transpersonal. It's not impersonal, it's beyond any of us, it's transcendent of any of us, yet imminent in dwelling, imminent to each of us.

- Surya Das

source: Source: theindiespiritualist.com

topic: Sex, Real, Moving, Sex And Love

Sex and love are like tea and milk. They can be mixed or they can be taken straight. Each has certain distinctive characteristics, but when they are combined they form a unique substance.

- Joyce Brothers

topic: Sex, Taken, Unique, Distinctive, Sex And Love

There is a no man's land between sex and love, and it alters in the night.

- Norman Mailer

source: Norman Mailer (1967). “The Deer Park: A Play”, New York : Dell

topic: Sex, Night, Men, Sex And Love

'What's the difference between sex and love?' Hmm. That's a good question. Hey, you interviewed Al Pacino. How'd he answer that?'

- Robert De Niro

topic: Relationship, Sex, Differences, Hmm, Hey You

What's the difference between sex and love? I have four wives and five kids. I apparently don't know the difference.

- James Caan

source: "James Caan: What I've Learned". Interview with Ross Johnson, www.esquire.com. January 29, 2007.

topic: Sex, Kids, Differences, Sex And Love

Well the themes for me were and remain sex and love and grief and death - the things that make us and undo us, create and destroy, how we breed and disappear and the emotional context that surrounds these events.

- Thomas Lynch

topic: Sex, Grief, Emotional, Sex And Love

I had a great many sex and love cases where people were absolutely devastated when somebody with whom they were compulsively in love didn't love them back. They were killing themselves with anxiety and depression.

- Albert Ellis

topic: Sex, People, Anxiety, Devastated, Sex And Love

It's the one thing we can all relate to no matter what religion, what color, what nationality: we can all relate to sex and love.

- Enrique Iglesias

topic: Family, Sex, Color, Nationality, Sex And Love

Let's start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there's something better out there is to first believe there's something better out there. What other choice is there?

- Greg Behrendt

topic: Sweet, Lonely, Hurt, Sex And Love

Ivan and Misha is the great American Russian Novel told as Chekhov would tell it, in stories of delicacy, humanity, and insight. From Kiev to Manhattan, Brighton Beach and Bellevue, Michael Alenyikov lays out a series of compelling arguments for brotherhood between brothers, between lovers, between men from an old country. Alenyikov confronts big subjects—illness and madness, sex and love in the age of AIDS, old and new world values, a fallen wall, the metaphysics of survival, the march of generations.

- Carolyn Cooke

topic: Country, Beach, Brother, Kiev, Chekhov

Mirrors and images. Or sex and love. These are two separate systems that we miserably try to link.

- Don DeLillo

source: Don DeLillo (2011). “Cosmopolis”, p.47, Pan Macmillan

topic: Love, Sex, Mirrors, Sex And Love

So while in men's magazines success is a power tool to get sex and love, and therefore the look of success is crucial, in women's magazines love and sex are power tools to get success and therefore both the look of love and the sexual tease/promise are crucial.

- Warren Farrell

topic: Sex, Men, Promise, Power Tools, Sex And Love