Shower Curtains Quotes:

The pop artists did images that anybody walking down Broadway could recognize in a split second — comics, picnic tables, men’s trousers, celebrities, shower curtains, refrigerators, Coke bottles. All the great modern things that the Abstract Expressionists tried not to notice at all.

- Andy Warhol

source: Quoted in Andy Warhol and Pat Hackett POPism: The Warhol '60s (1980).

topic: Pop Art, Shower Curtains

O, when she's angry, she is keen and shrewd! She was a vixen when she went to school; And though she be but little, she is fierce.

- William Shakespeare

topic: Halloween, School, Littles, Inspirational Baby, Mid Summer Nights Dream

When you're in prison, there's no hiding. These women are not hiding behind towels and shower curtains. They go to the bathroom with no doors on the stalls. It would actually look weird, if these women were hiding.

- Laura Prepon

source: Source: collider.com

topic: Doors, Looks, Towels, Shower Curtains

It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on it. Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with all the presidents staring at you? And when the water hits them it looks like they're crying.

- Dave Attell

topic: Water, Trying, President, Staring At You, Shower Curtains

Leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub.

- Conrad Hilton

source: Last words, 1979.

topic: Tubs, Curtains, Showers, Shower Curtains

It was my mother who taught me the one worthwhile thing: when they ask if you like what you see in the mirror, pretend that what they mean is what's behind you--the shower curtain, the tile, the wallpaper, whatever's there.

- Gary Lutz

source: Gary Lutz (2002). “Stories in the Worst Way”, 3rd Bed Books

topic: Mother, Mean, Mirrors, Worthwhile Things, Tiles

Obviously some cheap motel is missing a shower curtain.

- Bobby Heenan

topic: Missing, Curtains, Showers, Motels, Shower Curtains

I feel sorry for a culture that depends too much on delegating its musical expression to professionals. It is fine to have heroes, but we should do our own singing first, even if it is never heard beyond the shower curtain.

- Linda Ronstadt

topic: Music, Sorry, Hero, Musical Expression, Shower Curtains

Remember to tuck the shower curtain inside the bathtub.

- Conrad Hilton

topic: Remember, Curtains, Showers, Bathtubs, Shower Curtains

One lesson I got from Gandhi, 'Be the change you want to see,' haunts me. I just feel like I can't keep stomping around pointing the finger at BP when I am supporting the oil industry with my very own dollars and actions by buying their products, helping to pay their mortgage - plastic is from oil... polyester, shower curtains.

- Kristin Bauer van Straten

topic: Oil, Dollars, Lessons, Stomping, Oil Industry

Last time you called me late at night you were naked and chained to your shower curtain rod. I hope this isn't going to be disappointing.

- Janet Evanovich

topic: Night, Lasts, Naked, Shower Curtains, Stephanie Plum

A heroin-thin boy with enough rings in his eyebrows to resemble a shower curtain rod.

- Jodi Picoult

source: Jodi Picoult (2009). “My Sister's Keeper: A Novel”, p.91, Simon and Schuster

topic: Boys, Eyebrows, Heroin, Shower Curtains

My decorating and renovation skills are nil - indeed, I once used a shower curtain from Pottery Barn as 'window dressing.

- Candace Bushnell

topic: Skills, Barns, Pottery, Renovation, Decorating