Dave Attell Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. January 18, 1965
Birthday: January 18
It's a horrible economy but I'm trying to do my part. I just bought a new shower curtain it has all the presidents on it. Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with all the presidents staring at you? And when the water hits them it looks like they're crying.
topic: Water, Trying, President, Staring At You, Shower Curtains
