Simon Lewis Quotes:

"Do you remember back at the hotel when you promised that if we lived, you’d get dressed up in a nurse’s outfit and give me a sponge bath?" "Actually, I think you misheard," Clary said. "It was Simon who promised you the sponge bath." "As soon as I’m back on my feet, handsome," "I knew we should have left you a rat," said Jace.

- Cassandra Clare

source: "City of Bones". Book by Cassandra Clare, March 27, 2007.

topic: Humor, Should Have, Feet, Clary Fray, I'm Back

I wouldn't change it," Simon said. "I wouldn't give up loving you. Not for anything. You know what Raphael told me? That I didn't know how to be a good vampire, that vampires accept that they're dead. But as long as I remember what it was like to love you, I'll always feel like I'm alive.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Giving Up, Love You, Long, Raphael, Unrequited

Simon: So were you following me? Or is it just an amazing coincidence that you happened to be on the roof of a building I was walking by when I got attacked? Jace: I was following you. Simon: Is this the part where you tell me you're secretly in love with me?

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.1387, Simon and Schuster

topic: Coincidence, Building, Jace, Mojo, City Of Fallen Angels

That's why when major badasses greet each other in movies, they don't say anything, they just nod. The nod means, 'I' am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass,' but they don't say anything because they're Wolverine and Magneto and it would mess up their vibe to explain.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2015). “City of Bones”, p.340, Simon and Schuster

topic: Badass, Mean, Say Anything, City Of Fallen Angels, Simon Lewis

The more you try to crush your true nature, the more it will control you. Be what you are. No one who really loves you will stop.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1777, Simon and Schuster

topic: Crush, Love You, Trying, Luke Garroway, Simon Lewis

I am a badass, and I recognize that you, too, are a badass.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Badass, City Of Fallen Angels, Simon Lewis

Jesus!" Luke exclaimed. "Actually, it's just me," said Simon. "Although I've been told the resemblance is startling.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.38, Simon and Schuster

topic: Jesus, Humor, Resemblance Is, Resemblance, Simon Lewis

Here's a hot tip: Most girls don't like being stalked.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.1387, Simon and Schuster

topic: Girl, Hot, Fallen Angels, Simon Lewis

All that running and getting nowhere, he thought. Story of my life.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1482, Simon and Schuster

topic: Running, Stories, Fallen Angels, City Of Fallen Angels, Story Of My Life

Do you even really know how vampires are made?' 'Well, when a mommy vampire and a daddy vampire love each other very much.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1392, Simon and Schuster

topic: Daddy, Vampire, Facts Of Life, Isabelle Lightwood, City Of Fallen Angels

You know, when someone prefers their own brother over you, it isn't a confidence booster.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1609, Simon and Schuster

topic: Brother, Over You, Knows, Simon Lewis

No. That's Clary; shes's my best friend." Simon pocketed his phone. "And she has a boyfriend. Like, really, really, really has a boyfriend. The nuclear bomb of boyfriends. Trust me on this one.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.1365, Simon and Schuster

topic: Phones, My Best Friend, Nuclear, City Of Fallen Angels, Simon Lewis

Simon-But werewolfs don't like our kind! Jordan-I do. It's his kind I don't like. They think they're better than everyone else. Jace-No, I think I'm better than everybody else. City of Fallen Angels- Jace, Simon, and Jordan.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Angel, Thinking, Cities, Jace Lightwood, City Of Fallen Angels

Pretty soon the only people left without a girlfriend will be me and Wendell the school janitor, and he smells like windex." "At least you know he's still available.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.40, Simon and Schuster

topic: Girlfriend, School, Smell, Janitor, Simon Lewis

Also, I'm sleeping with your mom. Just thought you should know.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Mom, Humorous, Sleep, Jocelyn Fray, Clary Fray

How'd you get Magnus to let Jace leave?" "Traded him for Alec," Clary said.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Jace, Said, City Of Ashes, Sonic The Hedgehog, Isabelle Lightwood

Izzy," said Jace, as they neared the pond, and she jumped up and spun around. Her smile was dazzling. "Jace!" She flew at him and hugged him. Now that was the way sisters were supposed to act, Clary thought. Not all stiff and weird and peculiar, but happy and loving. Watching Jace hug Isabelle, she tried to school her features into a happy and loving expression. "Are you all right?" Simon asked, with some concern. "Your eyes are crossing." "I'm fine." Clary abandoned the attempt. "Are you sure? You looked sort of… contorted.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.547, Simon and Schuster

topic: School, Eye, Expression, Her Smile, City Of Ashes

"Yeah, well, you clearly also couldn't be bothered to call me and tell me you were shacking up with some dyed-blond wanna-be goth you probably met at Pandemonium. After I spent the past three days wondering if you were dead." "I was not shacking up," Clary said, glad of the darkness as the blood rushed to her face. "And my hair is naturally blond," said Jace. "Just for the record."

- Cassandra Clare

source: "City of Bones". Book by Cassandra Clare, 2007.

topic: Past, Blood, Hair, Pandemonium, Clary And Jace

Look on the bright side," said Simon, "If they need a human sacrifice, you can always offer me. I'm not sure the rest of you qualify anyway.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.565, Simon and Schuster

topic: Optimistic, Sacrifice, Needs, City Of Ashes, Simon Lewis

Well, I’m not kissing the mundane," said Jace. "I’d rather stay down here and rot." "Forever?" said Simon. "Forever’s an awfully long time." Jace raised his eyebrows. "I knew it," he said. "You want to kiss me, don’t you?

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2009). “City of Ashes”, p.171, Simon and Schuster

topic: Humor, Kissing, Eyebrows, City Of Ashes, Simon Lewis

What?” Simon looked alarmed. ”I‘m not really sleeping with your mom, you know. I was just trying to get your attention. Not that your mom isn’t a very attractive woman for her age.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2009). “Sample of the CITYs”, p.9, Simon and Schuster

topic: Mom, Sleep, Age, Jocelyn Fray, Attractive Woman

So, technically," Simon said, "even though Jace isn't actually related to you, you have kissed your brother.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2010). “City of Glass”, p.411, Simon and Schuster

topic: Brother, Jace, Said, Simon Lewis

Thank you,” Simon said. “It’s a joke, Isabelle. He’s the Count. He likes counting. You know. ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One chocolate chip cookie, two chocolate chip cookies, three chocolate chip cookies . . .’” There was a rush of cold air as the door of the restaurant opened, letting in another customer. Isabelle shivered and reached for her black silk scarf. “It’s not realistic.” “What would you prefer? ‘What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers . . .

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Children, Air, Doors, Isabelle Lightwood, Chocolate Chip Cookies

I hope you told him you were bitten by a gay spider.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.2151, Simon and Schuster

topic: Gay, Spiders, Lost Souls, Isabelle Lightwood, City Of Lost Souls

A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Humorous, Drawing, Romance, Clary Fray, Simon Lewis

I think he’s handling it with grace. A lot of teenage boys would sulk, or lurk around under your window with a boom box.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.815, Simon and Schuster

topic: Teenage, Boys, Thinking, Clary Fray, Simon Lewis

I think I’m better than everyone else. An opinion that has been backed up with ample evidence.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “City of Fallen Angels”, p.141, Simon and Schuster

topic: Thinking, Opinion, Fallen Angels, Simon Lewis

Jace perched on the windowsill and looked down at him. "You really don't get this bodyguard thing, do you?" "I didn't even think you liked me all that much," said Simon. "Is this one of those keep-your-friends-close-and-your-enemies-closer things?" "I thought it was keep your friends close so you have someone to drive the car when you sneak over to your enemy's house a night and throw up in his mailbox." "I'm pretty sure that's not it

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2015). “City of Fallen Angels”, p.145, Simon and Schuster

topic: Night, Thinking, Car, Jace Lightwood, Mailboxes

They kind of look like evil lawn gnomes

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2015). “City of Fallen Angels”, p.8, Simon and Schuster

topic: Evil, Looks, Kind, Simon Lewis, Gnome

You really want to know what else it was my mom said about you?" he asked. She shook her head. He didn't seem to notice. "She said you'd break my heart," he told her, and left.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.308, Simon and Schuster

topic: Mom, Heart, Want, Clary Fray, Simon Lewis

I'm always so glad I have no idea what you're vacantly chatting about," said Jace. It fills me with a sense of peace and well-being.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1530, Simon and Schuster

topic: Ideas, Fallen Angels, Jace, Jace Lightwood, Mythbusters

What would you prefer? 'What did the Count eat today, children? One helpless villager, two helpless villagers, three helpless villagers….

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (4 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels”, p.1294, Simon and Schuster

topic: Children, Two, Today, Isabelle Lightwood, Chocolate Chip Cookies

If you wanted to rip my clothes off, you should have asked." (Jace Wayland)

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Rip, Should Have, Clothes, Simon Lewis

Simon stepped between them. “I’m not going to let you fight with each other.” “And what are you going to do about it if . . . Oh.” Jace's gaze trailed up to Simon’s forehead, and he grinned reluctantly. “ So basically you’re threatening to turn me into something you can sprinkle on popcorn if I don’t do what you say?

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1516, Simon and Schuster

topic: Simon Lewis

Come on guys, you cant fight like this forever" "Actually," Simon said, raising his hand,"I can". Jace made a weird noise and I realized he was trying not to laugh-which by the way, wasn't working.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Fighting, Hands, Laughing, Simon Lewis

Magnus's eyes went back to Alec. They were gold-green, as unreadable as the eyes of the cat he held on his lap. "Not my favorite topic, Smedley." "Simon", said Simon. "If I'm going to die for you all, the least you could do is remember my name.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2015). “City of Lost Souls”, p.304, Simon and Schuster

topic: Cat, Eye, Names, Simon Lewis

I need a bodyguard." Simon eyed him. "Have you been watching The Bodyguard? Because I am not going to fall in love with you and carry you around in my burly arms.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1904, Simon and Schuster

topic: Falling In Love, Love You, Needs, Simon Lewis

Simon turned to Jordan, who was lying down across the futon, his head propped against one of the woven throw pillows. "How much of that did you hear?" "Enough to gather that we're going to a party tonight," said Jordan. "I heard about the Ironworks event. I'm not in the Garroway pack, so I wasn't invited." "I guess you're coming as my date now." Simon shoved the phone back into his pocket. "I'm secure enough in my masculinity to accept that," said Jordan. "We'd better get you something nice to wear, though," he called as Simon headed back into his room. "I want you to look pretty.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “City of Fallen Angels”, p.282, Simon and Schuster

topic: Nice, Lying, Party, Jordan Kyle, Lying Down

Hey," said Jace. who was sitting on an overturned speaker, looking at his cellphone, "do you want to see a photo of Alec and Magnus in Berlin?" "Not really," said Simon. "Magnus is wearing lederhosen." "And yet, still no.

- Cassandra Clare

topic: Sitting, Hey, Want, Jace Lightwood, City Of Fallen Angels

Oh, good. You're starting to talk about yourself in the third person. That's not a sign of impending megalomania or anything.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “City of Fallen Angels”, p.69, Simon and Schuster

topic: Third Person, Starting, About Yourself, Megalomania, Simon Lewis

Do you have a lot of other profound thoughts like that? Blood is blood? A toaster is a toaster? A Gelatinous Cube is a Gelatinous Cube?

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1510, Simon and Schuster

topic: Blood, Profound, Cubes, City Of Fallen Angels, Profound Thoughts

I thought you were dead,” she went on. “I saw you fall down, and—I thought you were dead.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2014). “City of Lost Souls”, p.429, Simon and Schuster

topic: Fall, Down And, Saws, City Of Lost Souls, Lost Souls

Look, I asked you here for a reason. Much as I hate to admit it, vampire, we have something in common. " "Totally awesome hair?" Simon suggested, but his heart wasn't really in it either. Something about the look on Jace's face was making him increasingly uneasy. Simon was caught off guard. "Clary?" "Clary, " Jace said again. "You know: short, redheaded, bad temper.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2010). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instrument Series (3 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass”, p.819, Simon and Schuster

topic: Hate, Heart, Hair, Bad Temper, City Of Glass

Meanwhile,” Simon added, “I wanted to tell you that lately I‘ve been cross-dressing. Also, I‘m sleeping with your mom. I thought you should know.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.16, Simon and Schuster

topic: Mom, Sleep, Bones, Simon Lewis

One of the things he'd always loved about Clary was how easily caught up in her imagination she was, how easily she could wall herself away in illusory worlds of curses and princes and destiny and magic.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1663, Simon and Schuster

topic: Wall, Destiny, Imagination, Caught Up, Simon Lewis

You're not gay, are you?" Simon's greenish color deepened. "If I were, I would dress better.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2009). “Sample of the CITYs”, p.35, Simon and Schuster

topic: Gay, Color, Dresses, Simon Lewis

Clary made fun of him about his new look; but, then, Clary found everything about Simon's love life borderline hilarious.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2011). “City of Fallen Angels”, p.5, Simon and Schuster

topic: Fun, Love Life, Looks, Borderline, Fray

Maybe you should call him,' Simon suggested, trying not to think too hard about how weird it was to be giving a demon hunter advice about possibly dating a warlock.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.952, Simon and Schuster

topic: Thinking, Giving, Dating, Warlocks, Simon Lewis

Medium clever,” Simon acknowledged. “Like a cross between George Clooney in Ocean’s Eleven and those MythBusters guys, but, you know, better-looking.” “I’m always so glad I have no idea what you’re vacantly chattering about,” said Jace. “It fills me with a sense of peace and well-being.

- Cassandra Clare

source: Cassandra Clare (2012). “Cassandra Clare: The Mortal Instruments Series (5 books): City of Bones; City of Ashes; City of Glass; City of Fallen Angels, City of Lost Souls”, p.1530, Simon and Schuster

topic: Clever, Ocean, Ideas, Jace Lightwood, Mythbusters