You Can't Fix Stupid Quotes:

You can't fix stupid. There's not a pill you can take, or a class you can go to.

- Ron White

source: Ron White (2007). “I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability”, p.106, Penguin

topic: Stupid, Class, Pills, You Can't Fix Stupid

You can't fix stupid, but you can numb it was a 2 by 4.--T-SHIRT

- Darynda Jones

topic: Stupid, T Shirt, Numb, You Can't Fix Stupid

I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.

- Ron White

source: "I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability". Book by Ron White, June 6, 2006.

topic: Funny Life, Silent, Funny Bumper Sticker, You Can't Fix Stupid

We have hearing aids in order to fix our ears. We have lasik surgery in order to fix our eyes. People ... you can't fix stupid!

- Ron White

topic: Stupid, Eye, Order, Lasik, You Can't Fix Stupid

We obey people we don't trust, to buy things we don't need, to impress people we don't like, using money we don't have, for gratifications that don't last, killing animals we don't hate, for pleasures that don't satisfy, dreaming of a life we don't deserve, and praying for an afterlife that doesn't exist, we are a stupid species

- Philip Wollen

topic: Dream, Stupid, Hate, Killing Animals, Silliness

An intelligent hell would be better than a stupid paradise.

- Victor Hugo

topic: Stupid, Silly, Intelligent, Stupidity And Ignorance, Paradise On Earth

You can't fix stupid. You can't fix a neutered dog you can't fix a garage door and hey, you can't fix stupid

- Si Robertson

topic: Dog, Stupid, Doors, Hey You, You Can't Fix Stupid