Ocupation: Stand-up comedian
Life: b. December 18, 1956
Birthday: December 18
I had the right to remain silent... but I didn't have the ability.
source: "I Had the Right to Remain Silent...But I Didn't Have the Ability". Book by Ron White, June 6, 2006.
topic: Funny Life, Silent, Funny Bumper Sticker, You Can't Fix Stupid