Zaphod Beeblebrox Quotes:

What is this? Some sort of galactic hyperhearse?

- Douglas Adams

topic: Zaphod Beeblebrox

If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot now.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Ego, Important, Want, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhikers Guide

I'm up to here with cool, okay? I am so amazingly cool you could keep a side of meat in me for a month. I am so hip I have difficulty seeing over my pelvis.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.30, Pan Macmillan

topic: Meat, Months, Sides, Zaphod Beeblebrox

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer

- Douglas Adams

topic: Funny, Witty, Humor, Zaphod Beeblebrox

You ARE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'Yeah,' said Zaphod, 'but don't shout it out or they'll all want one.' 'THE Zaphod Beeblebrox?' 'No, just A Zaphod Beeblebrox, didn't you hear I come in six packs?' 'But sir,' it squealed, 'I just heard on the sub-ether radio report. It said you were dead...' 'Yeah, that's right, I just haven't stopped moving yet.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Moving, Want, Radio, Six Packs, Zaphod Beeblebrox

Listen, three eyes," he said, "don't you try to outweird me, I get stranger things than you free with my breakfast cereal.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.184, Pan Macmillan

topic: Eye, Cereal, Trying, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Breakfast Cereal

Zaphod Beeblebrox, adventurer, ex-hippie, good-timer (crook? quite possibly), manic self-publicist, terrible bad at personal relationships, often thought to be completely out to lunch.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2010). “The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.51, Del Rey

topic: Hippie, Self, Lunch, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Publicists

The little waiter's eyebrows wandered about his forehead in confusion.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2012). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: The Trilogy of Five”, p.235, Pan Macmillan

topic: Eyebrows, Confusion, Littles, Waiter, Zaphod Beeblebrox

Shee, you guys are so unhip it's a wonder your bums don't fall off.

- Douglas Adams

topic: Fall, Guy, Wonder, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Hitchhikers Guide

Don't try to understand me, just be grateful that you felt the warmth of Zaphod Beeblebrox's aura on your wonderstruck face.

- Eoin Colfer

topic: Grateful, Trying, Auras, Zaphod Beeblebrox

So long, and thanks for all the fish.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2009). “So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish”, Pan Macmillan

topic: Democracies Have, Long, Dolphins, Improbability, Galaxy

I think you ought to know I'm feeling very depressed.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2009). “The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy”, p.60, Pan Macmillan

topic: Depression, Thinking, Feelings, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Very Depressed

Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner.

- Douglas Adams

source: "Fictional character: The Book". "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy/ Episode #1.1", www.imdb.com. January 1981.

topic: Funny, Family, Food, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Funny Family

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

- Douglas Adams

source: "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams, (Ch. 6), 1979.

topic: Glasses, Drunk, Water, Zaphod Beeblebrox, Ford Prefect

Much to his annoyance, a thought popped into his mind. It was very clear and very distinct, and he had now come to recognize these thoughts for what they were. His instinct was to resist them.

- Douglas Adams

source: Douglas Adams (2009). “The Restaurant at the End of the Universe”, p.28, Pan Macmillan

topic: Mind, Instinct, Annoyance, Zaphod Beeblebrox