Ex Boyfriend quotes
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Everybody knows I have the ratchetest booty tattoo of an ex-boyfriend.
-- Adrienne Bailon -
You live, you learn, you love, you learn, you cry, you learn, you lose, you learn, you bleed, you learn, you scream, you learn
-- Alanis Morissette -
Forever always seems to be around when it begins, but forever never seems to be around when it ends
-- Ben Harper -
It's so hard to do and so easy to say but sometimes you just have to walk away
-- Ben Harper -
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It's probably a bad indicator of your lifestyle when you miss your ex-boyfriend because he's absolutely lethal.
-- Charlaine Harris -
My feeling is, if a dog is that hard up to break free, let it go. It's like a boyfriend who wants to break up. We all know the old adage "If you set someone free, and he never comes back, then he was never yours." I understand the main fear with setting dogs loose is they could get hit by a car, but so could an ex boyfriend. That's just a chance you have to take.
-- Chelsea Handler -
On tour, its either call ex-boyfriends or tweet a lot. Youre just looking for any proof that youre not completely alone.
-- Chelsea Peretti -
But don't ever call her ex-boyfriends by his name.
-- Christopher Paul Curtis -
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Stones taught me to fly, love taught me to lie, life taught me to die, so it's not hard to fall when you flow like a cannonball
-- Damien Rice -
I don't like when performers rag on their ex-girlfriend or ex-boyfriend in absentia. If they're not there, it just feels rude... I'm never going to say anything personal about myself on stage. That's my new goal.
-- David Rees -
You've been here before, you already know how it goes, you chose this, you know, it's supposed to be over
-- Dessa Darling -
And if I'm being honest, I don't think I have an ex-boyfriend who would have something mean to say about me.
-- Fiona Apple -
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There's a guy out there who's going to be really happy that you didn't get back together with your crappy ex-boyfriend.
-- Greg Behrendt -
I seldom think about my limitations, and they never make me sad. Perhaps there is just a touch of yearning at times; but it is vague, like a breeze among flowers.
-- Helen Keller -
It may be over but it won't stop there, I am here for you if you'd only care
-- James Blunt -
I am a dreamer but when I wake, you can't break my spirit, it's my dreams you take
-- James Blunt -
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You ever get any death threats? How about ex-husbands or ex-boyfriends? You run over anyone recently?†~ Morelli
-- Janet Evanovich -
I collect ex-boyfriends -- and more than five, at last count.
-- Jasper Fforde -
I've given you my best, why does she get the best of you?
-- Jennifer Nettles -
I know, you love me and soon you will see, you were meant for me and I was meant for you
-- Jewel -
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Dreams last so long, even after you're gone
-- Jewel -
My ex-boyfriend can round last night, which was weird because I didn't know he was in a coma.
-- Jo Brand -
The phone rang, picked up, and the same male voice announced, “Chris Powers." "Hey there, Chris. Are you aware it's a felony to make threats over the phone?" To give Powers his fair due, he got over his shock within a split second. “Try it, asshole. I dare you. My lawyers will have you for lunch.†He clicked off again. I did what any red-blooded American male would do. I called my big, ex-cop ex-boyfriend.
-- Josh Lanyon -
We linked hands—my ex-boyfriend, my boyfriend, and my former friend-then-enemy-then friend and I—and walked through a door to see if maybe empty carbs were good for something after all.
-- Kiersten White -
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My boyfriends have all been as stoical as queen's guards. They'd been patient, committed, and dispassionate, and I'd had to really debase myself to extract any emotion, either grin or grimace, from them.
-- Koren Zailckas -
I know. Life is so unfair. I'm still not going to pee on Karou's ex-boyfriend for you." "What? I wasn't even going to ask you to." In her most reasonable tone, Zuzana explained explained, "I just want you to pee in a balloon so I can drop it on him.
-- Laini Taylor -
When did we fall apart? or did you lie from the start?
-- Lesley Roy -
One of my mother's friends said to me, 'Your ex-boyfriends didn't stand a chance with you and your mother.' And I think I probably was unfair to them because she was the first person and the last person I called about every single thing. Sorry, ex-boyfriends.
-- Lily Rabe -
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We knew we were doomed. The kiss was a warm acceptance of years of bickering, years of me consuming foods that I found barely edible and Henry tidying up after someone who already thought she had tidied up. When I kissed Henry I wasn't imagining Ex-boyfriend #13; I was picturing Husband #1.
-- Lisa Lutz -
It's amazing, the look in your eyes, like you could save me, but you won't even try
-- Matt Nathanson -
I would be heavenly if baby you'd just rescue me now
-- Matt Nathanson -
I'll forget about you long enough to forget why I need to
-- Matt Nathanson -
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Sooner or later we'll be looking back on everything and we'll laugh about it like we knew what all was happening
-- Michael Tolcher -
I can't figure it out yet, just how to make it perfect for you, but I'm closer than I was yesterday
-- Michael Tolcher -
It doesn't take a miracle or a natural disaster to live in the world that you're after, the change is gonna happen to you
-- Michael Tolcher -
We're waiting for something to change into something worth waiting for
-- Michael Tolcher -
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For me, once I've worked on something and it's finished, it's like an ex-boyfriend: you don't go back to them.
-- Michelle Ryan -
I mean everybody's got ex-boyfriends and girlfriends. Everybody's got baggage.
-- Nina Dobrev -
I get so mad about ex-boyfriends, but if a boy hurts me, I don't write a song about it. They don't deserve it!
-- Selena -
Are there moments when I see unrequited crushes or ex-boyfriends slow dancing with their dates and kind of want to stab myself in the spleen with a salad fork? Yeah, sure.
-- Sloane Crosley -
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You started like a saint and now you've finished like a thief
-- Stephen Kellogg -
The skanky vamp biting for bucks on the dark end of state street is your ex boyfriend?" William asked. The look on William's face implied he hoped I washed after interacting with Parrish
-- Tate Hallaway -
In my twenties, my dad was paying half my rent and my ex boyfriend was paying the other half. I wasn't in a good place!
-- Jenny Mollen -
I've surfed once in the gulf. I wouldn't really call it surfing. It was like an ex-boyfriend pushing me into the waves or something. That was my limited experience.
-- Margaret Brown -
