Bathroom quotes
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We found the bathrooms, which were labeled 'Aliens' and 'Femaliens.' 'Finally,' I said to J.Lo. 'Here's a bathroom you're allowed to use.
-- Adam Rex -
I'm a leave-the-bathroom-door-open nudist, which is sometimes disconcerting for my friends.
-- Alanis Morissette -
Marriage is two people in love standing in the same bathroom
-- Austin Kleon -
What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?
-- Becca Fitzpatrick -
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The secret of marriage is: separate bedrooms and separate bathrooms.
-- Bette Davis -
I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.
-- Billy Wilder -
Burnett fidgeted. She had never seen Burnett like this. He looked like a kid who needed to go to the bathroom.
-- C.C. Hunter -
We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.
-- Connie Sellecca -
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Always go to the bathroom before you ‘go’ to the bathroom.
-- Craig Benzine -
I was depressed as a child. I found it hard to make friends. My favourite thing was locking myself in the bathroom and practising comedy routines.
-- David Walliams -
Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Garry Trudeau -
Always go to the bathroom when you have a chance.
-- George V -
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At Disneyland, you never go backstage - even when youre in the bathroom.
-- Hideo Kojima -
A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.
-- Isaac Mizrahi -
I can't believe anyone would voluntarily run 26 miles. Sometimes I sit on the couch cross-legged because I don't feel like walking to the bathroom.
-- Jen Lancaster -
The paperless society is about as plausible as the paperless bathroom.
-- Jesse Shera -
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What exactly did we learn in kindergarten? Nothing we wouldn't have learned if we;d stayed home. Okay, we learned that sometimes, by the time you get to the bathroom, it's too late.
-- Jessica Zafra -
I've been flushed from the bathroom of your heart.
-- Johnny Cash -
There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.
-- Kiefer Sutherland -
I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.
-- Kyan Douglas -
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Lore? Tell me what Sin said about you being tortured wasn't true,' He didn't look at her as he moved toward the bathroom. 'It wasn't true.' 'You're lying.' 'You told me to.
-- Larissa Ione -
I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.
-- Larry Hagman -
There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women
-- Leah Remini -
You can talk about movies all you want, but I have this porcelain fetish. I've had it since I was a kid, because there were so many kids in my family, the only place I had any solace was in the bathroom.
-- Linda Fiorentino -
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Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.
-- Margaret Mead -
A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.
-- Marlene Dietrich -
We are a nation of 20 million bathrooms, with a humanist in every tub.
-- Mary McCarthy -
I have got five minutes, some whip-its, and the key to the executive bathroom.
-- Monica Denise Brown -
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I couldn't even go to the bathroom alone. My mother or a social worker always went with me.
-- Natalie Wood -
Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!
-- Noah Scalin -
It's Major Ketchup in the bathroom with the laser scalpel." "Hmm." He sliced a delicately herbed spear of asparagus. "Obviously we were meant for each other as I can interpret that as you meaning something more like Colonel Mustard in the conservatory with the candlestick.
-- Nora Roberts -
I had a stalker who was extremely violent. He broke into the studio with knives and I was locked in a bathroom.
-- Paget Brewster -
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Sisters annoy, interfere, criticize. Indulge in monumental sulks, in huffs, in snide remarks. Borrow. Break. Monopolize the bathroom. Are always underfoot. But if catastrophe should strike, sisters are there. Defending you against all comers.
-- Pam Brown -
One cannot spend one's entire life running into bathrooms when danger calls!
-- Reif Larsen -
Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."
-- Robert Breault -
As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.
-- Robert Breault -
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I kind of have to go to the bathroom," Aria said woozily. Ezra smiled. "Can I come?
-- Sara Shepard -
Did you really think I was too fragile to know what Deryn was?" "Fragile?" Volger looked about. "I hadn't thought so, but now I find you brooding in a bathroom. This doesn't speak well of your sturdiness.
-- Scott Westerfeld -
The chili I ate made for an explosive bathroom experience. I don't know how to put this delicately, but I missed the toilet entirely.
-- Seth Green -
In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.
-- Shay Mitchell -
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Telling lies is a bit like tiling bathrooms - if you don't know how to do it properly, it's best not to try.
-- Tom Holt -
I wish I had a nickel for every song that I've left in the bathroom, written down on a matchbox, or just totally forgotten about
-- Tommy Shaw -
I do have a fantasy life in which I can grout bathrooms - but not for a living.
-- Will Self -
I write poems like some people sing in the bathroom.
-- Amit Bhatia -
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Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.
-- Dov Davidoff -
Most writers, including myself, had to endure a lot of rejections before finally getting published. You could wallpaper a sizeable bathroom with the rejection slips I have received. Don't ever give up!
-- Jonathan Weeks -
That's something that I learned when I was homeless. Hotels are awesome because they are going to let you in and you can use the bathroom and when you're young and pretty you can probably use the pool. Somebody might by you a drink.
-- Lori Petty -
In really fancy restaurants they never point to the bathroom, they just gesture toward the bathroom or they'll lead you to the bathroom. The fancier the restaurant, the less pointing there is.
-- Nico Muhly -
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I'm going to be on a mission. I've handled my personal vendettas and handled them well. Every challenge you put in front of me, I've handled it, dismantled it - ate them, dropped them off in the bathroom and flushed them away.
-- Shaquille O'Neal -
Regarding punishment, we've learned from the downfall of Harvey Weinstein and other famous men not only that times have changed, but also that ostracism is an efficient tool. It reminds me of the tradition of bathroom lists of sexual assaulters at Brown beginning in 1990. Back then the administrators called the students who wrote them "magic marker terrorists" and threatened them with expulsion if caught. Now a Shitty Media Men list can dominate the news for days as HR departments across the coasts hastily assess their employees and their liability.
-- Vanessa Grigoriadis -
People always tell me I'm too modest, and that I'm allowed to tell myself now and then that I'm good at something. Well okay then, the bathroom is very (beautiful) clean right now.
-- Willemijn Verkaik -
These people who build houses with 13 bathrooms and so on, there's something wrong with them.
-- David Cheriton -
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As for the British churchman, he goes to church as he goes to the bathroom, with the minimum of fuss and no explanation if he can help it.
-- Ronald Blythe -
My honeymoon night was spent on the floor in the bathroom with my mother.
-- Ronnie Spector -
I actually called a touchdown on national TV in the NFL while going to the bathroom.
-- Joe Buck -
People forget that public people and celebrities, they too have to go to the bathroom and get divorced.
-- John Densmore -
