Ham quotes

When I get home after being away for work, my wife always stuffs the fridge with loads of what she calls 'nibbles' - all the great things you can eat straight from the fridge, like chunks of cheese, slices of ham, bowls of hummus.
-- Alfred Molina

#Home #Wife #Ham

I got ham but I'm not a Hamster
-- Bill Bailey

#Ham #Hamsters

Ham smiled. "Cett's going to be furious." Elend shrugged. "He's a paraplegic. What's he going to do? Bite us?
-- Brandon Sanderson

#Ham #Paraplegics #Furious

You see the dilemma?” Ham asked. “I see an idiot,” Breeze mumbled.
-- Brandon Sanderson

#Ham #Idiot #Breeze

I just came to West Ham to play football, the rest is not for me to say.
-- Carlos Tevez

#Football #Play #Ham

HAM radio is very inexpensive, it is nearly unlimited and free to use. The only limitation is that you can only talk for five minutes to any given person because the station gets out of range within that time.
-- Charles Simonyi

#Use #Ham #Radio

Most frontmen are not born hams like David Lee Roth. We're more like Joey Ramone: awkward geeks who somehow find our place in the world on the stage.
-- Chris Cornell

#Awkward #Ham #World

I'm a natural ham. It doesn't bother me to perform.
-- Chris Isaak

#Ham #Natural #Bother

My head looks like an uncooked ham with glasses.
-- Chris Ware

#Glasses #Looks #Ham

Normally a grand jury will indict a ham sandwich if a prosecutor asks it to.
-- Chuck Robb

#Sandwiches #Ham #Injustice

Art is like ham-it nourishes people.
-- Diego Rivera

#Art #People #Ham

Ham with mustard is a meal of glory
-- Dodie Smith

#Meals #Ham #Glory

I do not like green eggs and ham. I do not like them, Sam-I-Am.
-- Dr. Seuss

#Memorable #Eggs #Ham

I will not eat them in a house, i will not eat them with a mouse,i will not eat them in a box i will not eat them with a fox, i will not eat them here of there i will not eat them anywhere, I do not like green eggs and ham i do not like them sam i am
-- Dr. Seuss

#Eggs #House #Ham

I am lucky to be what I am! Thank goodness I'm not just a clam, or a ham, or a dusty jar of sour gooseberry jam! I am what I am - that's a great thing to be!
-- Dr. Seuss

#Lucky #Jam #Ham

You is what you am, a cow don't make ham.
-- Frank Zappa

#Ham #Cows #Adages

It probably goes without saying that I enjoy the potato pancakes, delicious hams and so forth that maddeningly turn up at this time of year.
-- Fred Melamed

#Years #Ham #Pancakes

A ham is simply any actor who has not been successful in repressing his natural instincts.
-- George Jean Nathan

#Successful #Actors #Ham

Love grew commendably dependable - love was eggs, love was ham, love was the morning paper.
-- Graham Moore

#Morning #Eggs #Ham

If we had some eggs we could have eggs and ham, if we had some ham.
-- Groucho Marx

#Eggs #Stupidity #Ham

Although my dad Harry is the manager of West Ham, we get on very well.
-- Jamie Redknapp

#Dad #Ham #West

When I was 24, I was full of life. I was that ham who wanted to be famous, a movie star, all that stuff. I think it's cool. But it was not what I was searching for, really. It was more a delusion.
-- Jean-Claude Van Damme

#Stars #Thinking #Ham

I am a ham. I've no business being rock 'n' roll. I've said it over and over again that I'm a classical composer, dishevelling my personality by dabbling in rock 'n' roll.
-- John Cale

#Rocks #Personality #Ham

I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
-- Kristen Johnston

#Ham

I've got a lot of ham in me.
-- Lionel Barrymore

#Ham

Compared to a novel, a film is like an economy pizza where there are no olives, no ham, no anchovies, no mushrooms, and all you’ve got is the dough.
-- Louis de Bernieres

#Mushrooms #Olives #Ham

I can't really cook, but the first dish I ever made was for my girlfriend, Eleanor. I made chicken breast wrapped in ham, homemade mashed potatoes, and gravy.
-- Louis Tomlinson

#Girlfriend #Ham #Potatoes

I am a real ham. I love an audience. I work better with an audience. I am dead, in fact, without one.
-- Lucille Ball

#Love #Real #Ham

Troubles cured you salty as a country ham, smoky to the taste, thick-skinned and tender inside.
-- Marge Piercy

#Country #Adversity #Ham

I guess I'm a born ham.
-- Marta Kristen

#Ham #Born

Things can get very lovey and feasty with a bunch of stimulated hams.
-- Mary Martin

#Ham #Bunch

I would love a sandwich,' said Tybalt, with enough gravity to make it sound like a formal proclamation. Resolved: that we will have ham and cheese sandwiches.
-- Mira Grant

#Sandwiches #Ham #Cheese

I definitely knew that I loved acting from the very beginning. I was such a ham growing up. Wherever the camera was, I wanted to be right in front of it.
-- Naya Rivera

#Growing Up #Acting #Ham

I'm not a musician - I'm a ham.
-- Ozzy Osbourne

#Musician #Ham

The man who comes to take care of my piranhas told me that if I left West Ham he would kill all my fish.
-- Paolo Di Canio

#Men #Ham #Care

Down South, even our vegetables have some pig hidden somewhere in it. A vegetable isn't a vegetable without a little ham hock.
-- Paula Deen

#Pigs #Vegetables #Ham

Peas went with carrots as infallibly as ham went with eggs. For years I thought carrots and peas grew on the same vine.
-- Peg Bracken

#Years #Eggs #Ham

I never really took any acting classes. I'm just a natural ham, I guess.
-- Queen Latifah

#Class #Acting #Ham

In Germany, salads are assemblies of ham and mayonnaise, not trendy tossed leaves.
-- Rachel Johnson

#Ham #Salad #Mayonnaise

West Ham have committed 13 fouls, but they weren't fouls, they were commitment
-- Ray Wilkins

#Commitment #Ham #West

There was a little bit of ham in me. And there's a lot of people say there's a lot of ham in me.
-- Sam Donaldson

#People #Littles #Ham

A grand jury would 'indict a ham sandwich,' if that's what you wanted.
-- Sol Wachtler

#Law #Sandwiches #Ham

One wit, like a knuckle of ham in soup, gives a zest and flavour to the dish, but more than one serves only to spoil the pottage.
-- Tobias Smollett

#Zest #Giving #Ham

Being a Georgia author is a rather specious dignity, on the same order as, for the pig, being a Talmadge ham.
-- Flannery O'Connor

#Pigs #Order #Ham