Jessica Simpson Quotes and Sayings - Page 1
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“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.”
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“Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.”
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“I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.”
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“As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.”
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“Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.”
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“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.”
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“To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.”
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“Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?”
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“It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.”
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“I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.”
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“We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.”
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“Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”
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“The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!”
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“It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.”
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“I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.”
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“I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.”
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“I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.”
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“Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.”
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“Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!”
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“There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.”
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“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'”
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“How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.”
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“Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!”
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“I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big.”
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“I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.”
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“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”
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