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“People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #People #Pregnant Women
“Motherhood is a dream. It really is absolutely amazing.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Dream #Motherhood #Being A Mom
“I'm such a blonde. It just doesn't make sense for me to have dark hair.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Dark #Hair #Blonde
“As a woman who has some sort of power, you have to have a man that can take that. It's hard to find those men.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Men
“I'm a woman who wants her chocolate.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Chocolate #Want
“Am I eating chicken or tuna?”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Ice Cream #Tuna #Eating
“Every tear should live its purpose. Don't ever wipe the reason away.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Tears #Purpose #Wipe
“I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Balls #Sitting
“To be a mentor for up-and-coming artists is right up my alley.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Artist #Mentor #Alleys
“Is that weird, taking my Louis Vuitton bag camping?”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Camping #Bags #Louis Vuitton
“It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Balls #Done
“I'm a huge fan of Mariah Carey. I admired her music for so long. It's hard to follow on her footstep. She's so successful. Mariah's Mariah. To be compared to her is a huge compliment.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Successful #Long #Fans
“Labor is really going to hurt.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hurt #Pregnancy #Labor
“We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Trying
“Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Christian #Nike #Pregnancy
“The average person expels flatulence 15 times each day!”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Average #Each Day #Flatulence
“It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Pregnancy #Scotch #Fetus
“I'll usually wash my hair and let it air-dry wavy, but if I'm just in a hang-out mood, I won't even wash it. I'll wait until it smells.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hair #Smell #Waiting
“I don't have anything to prove anymore. What other people think of me is not my business.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Thinking #People #Think Of Me
“I'm not anorexic. I'm from Texas. Are there people from Texas that are anorexic? I've never heard of one. And that includes me.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Hilarious #Texas #People
“Be original. The world will try to fit you into a mold, but carve your own path.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Parenting #Trying #Mold
“Giving up my scotch? My Macallan 18? That was hard for me! Though now that doesn't even sound good, being pregnant. You crave other things. A big thing of water sounds great!”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Mom #Giving Up #Scotch
“There's nothing worse than being disappointed in somebody.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Being Disappointed #Disappointed
“Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Sea #Fish Tanks #Tuna
“How can I be my best if I never fail, and how can I ever find peace if I never yell.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Failing #Finding Peace
“Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Fire #Water #Break
“I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my ***** were too big.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Doors #Years #Faces
“I'm really clumsy, so I trip and fall a lot. And every time I perform in New York my pants split onstage. That's happened four or five times. Every time, I pull on my mom's jeans as fast as I can, so there we are, standing backstage without our pants on. It's like a curse.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Mom #New York #Fall
“The crazy thing is, I never knew that a wiener could actually make me nauseous.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Crazy
“And I'm the worst liar of all time.”
-- Jessica Simpson

#Liars #Worst #All Time

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