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“When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Funny #Hilarious #God
“Language because of our deep inner need to complain....”
-- Jane Wagner

#Complaining #Needs #Language
“The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Funny #Success #Women
“I worry that our lives are like soap operas. We can go for months and not tune in to them, then six months later we look in and the same stuff is still going on.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Goal #Worry #Soap
“I made some studies, and reality is the leading cause of stress amongst those in touch with it. I can take it in small doses, but as a lifestyle, I found it too confining. It was just too needful; it expected me to be there for it all the time, and with all I have to do--I had to let something go.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Stress #Reality #Causes
“When you're dancing the mystical dance of the molecules, you're not the one who's leading.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Dancing #Molecules #Mystical
“Just think: your family are the people most likely to give you the flu.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Thinking #People #Giving
“Sex is such a personal thing - why do we insist on sharing it with another person?”
-- Jane Wagner

#Sex #Persons
“frankly, goin' crazy was the best thing that ever happened to me. I don't say it's for everybody; some people couldn't cope.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Crazy #People #Insanity
“If you are a human being, you might as well face it. You are going to rub a lot of people the wrong way.”
-- Jane Wagner

#People #Might #Way
“I feel like my life is just passing me by like two ships in the night. And I have missed both boats.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Failure #Night #Two
“I worry that drugs have forced us to be more creative than we really are.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Worry #Creative #Drug
“what you try to bury just ends up burying you.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Trying #Denial #Ends
“Childhood comes at a time in your life when you are too young to understand what you are going through. And you're too young to understand that you are too young to understand.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Childhood #Young
“Ahhhhhhhh. There is nothing natural about natural childbirth. It is as close to a freak accident as anything I can think of. Why I picked a time like this to go off drugs.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Thinking #Drug #Freak
“I may not be great at geometry but I know one theorum. The longest distance between two points is you and your parents.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Distance #Two #Parent
“Of all the things we've learned, we still haven't learned where did this desire to want to know come from?”
-- Jane Wagner

#Desire #Want #Stills
“Unless you are at a picnic, life is no picnic.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Picnics #Life Is
“I am sick of being the victim of trends I reflect but don't even understand.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Sick #Trends #Victim
“... it's hard to be politically conscious and upwardly mobile at the same time.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Conscious
“I even worry about reflective flea collars. Oh, sure, drivers can see them glow in the dark, but so can the fleas.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Dark #Worry #Fleas
“You don't know what it's like! Hyperactive twins! When they turned three, my doctor prescribed Ritalin -- I wouldn't dream of giving a drug to my children, but it does help when I take it myself.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Dream #Children #Doctors
“Infinity: Time on an ego trip.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Ego #Infinity
“My mom says I have to be more positive, and I say life has to be more positive too or it's just not going to work.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Mom #My Mom #Going To Work
“Nothing makes you realize you don't know what you want more than getting what you want.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Getting What You Want #Want #Realizing
“To think we have the garment industry instead of nature to thank for the zipper concept when it would have come in so handy for childbirth.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Thinking #Zippers #Garments
“It's not that I lack ambition. I am ambitious in the sense that I want to be more than I am now. But if I were truly ambitious, I think I'd already be more than I am now.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Ambition #Thinking #Ambitious
“One thing I have no worry about is whether God exists. But it has occurred to me that God has Alzheimer's and has forgotten we exist.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Spiritual #Atheist #Science
“The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Kids #Knowing #Being A Kid
“My space chums think reality was once a primitive method of crowd control that got out of hand. In my view, itâ€™s absurdity dressed up in a three-piece business suit.”
-- Jane Wagner

#Reality #Thinking #Views

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