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“The chief excitement in a woman's life is spotting women who are fatter than she is.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Sarcastic #Excitement #Life Is
“To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Being Happy #Men #Trying
“When two people decide to get a divorce, it isn't a sign that they 'don't understand' one another, but a sign that they have, at last, begun to.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Marriage #Single #Divorce
“Never worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition again.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Heart #Men #Broken
“A man never knows how to say goodbye; a woman never knows when to say it.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Inspirational #Funny #Hilarious
“A man's heart may have a secret sanctuary where only one woman may enter, but it is full of little anterooms which are seldom vacant.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Heart #Men
“Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common sense.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Relationship #Fall
“The woman who appeals to a man's vanity may stimulate him, the woman who appeals to his heart may attract him, but it is the woman who appeals to his imagination who gets him.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Strong Women #Heart
“Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Inspirational #Taken #Flavor
“A bride at her second marriage does not wear a veil. She wants to see what she is getting.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Marriage #Wedding
“A good woman inspires a man, a brilliant woman interests him, a beautiful woman fascinates him, but a sympathetic woman gets him.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Beautiful #Men #Inspire
“Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Funny #Birthday #Marriage
“In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is still continued.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Funny #Marriage #Sacrifice
“A man can become so accustomed to the thought of his own faults that he will begin to cherish them as charming little 'personal characteristics.'”
-- Helen Rowland

#Men #Faults #Literature
“Every man wants a woman to appeal to his better side, his nobler instincts, and his higher nature - and another woman to help him forget them.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Nature #Memorable #Men
“A man snatches the first kiss, pleads for the second, demands the third, takes the fourth, accepts the fifth - and endures all the rest.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Kissing #Acceptance
“Home is any four walls that enclose the right person.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Wall #Women
“A man is like a cat; chase him and he will run - sit still and ignore him and he'll come purring at your feet.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Running #Cat #Men
“Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Funny #Trust #Husband
“A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extracted.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Funny #Marriage
“A man loses his illusions first, his teeth second, and his follies last.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Men #Teeth #Lasts
“A wise woman puts a grain of sugar into everything she says to a man, and takes a grain of salt with everything he says to her.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Wise #Wisdom #Sassy
“Honeymoons are the beginning of wisdom--but the beginning of wisdom is the end of romance.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Romance #Ends #Honeymoon
“Marriage: a souvenir of love.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Souvenirs
“Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Art #Flirty #Flirting
“Nowadays love is a matter of chance, matrimony a matter of money and divorce a matter of course.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Relationship #Money
“France may claim the happiest marriages in the world, but the happiest divorces in the world are 'made in America.'”
-- Helen Rowland

#Divorce #America #France
“Love, the quest; marriage, the conquest; divorce, the inquest.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Love #Divorce #Literature
“A widow is a fascinating being with the flavor of maturity, the spice of experience, the piquancy of novelty, the tang of practiced coquetry, and the halo of one man's approval.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Maturity #Men #Halos
“No man can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to a good time.”
-- Helen Rowland

#Men #Literature #Good Times

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