Kathy Lette quotes
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“If he wants breakfast in bed, tell him to sleep in the kitchen.”
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“My sisters and I miss our dad dreadfully. But grief, of course, is the price of love.”
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“I am allergic to domestic goddesses. Men would prefer a woman with a dirty mind to a clean house.”
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“I speak as your native guide to the mysterious tribe called the English. Dress code is everything. You can be a card-carrying Nazi, you can pay gigolos to eat gnocchi out of your navel and you won't be pilloried -- as long as you never, ever wear linen with tweed.”
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“As a breastfeeding mother you are basically just meals on heels.”
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“In Hollywood a romantic man is one who talks to you after sex.”
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“Anyone living in Los Angeles who says they don't need a psychiatrist, needs a psychiatrist.”
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“I knew absolutely nothing about bondage. I'd always presumed it was just an inventive way of keeping your partner from going home.”
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“dealing with loss and heartache doesn't make you stronger. It only makes people think you are.”
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“If the Nobel Prize was awarded by a woman, it would go to the inventor of the dimmer switch.”
-- Kathy LetteSource : Kathy Lette (2012). “Altar Ego”, p.309, Random House
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“It's a mystery of parenthood that your son can give mouth-to-mouth resuscitation to a stray, worm-riddled dog, share a piece of re-chewed gum from a kid with bronchitis and pick his nose and eat it on a regular basis, yet won't sit next to his sister because of 'Girl Germs'.”
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“Women want to be treated as equals, not sequels.”
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“Basically it's just a whole bunch of blokes standing around scratching themselves”
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“Well if manners maketh man make-up maketh woman.And we don't need a phalanx of behavioural scientists to explain why man judge women by their looks.Because the see bether than thay think.”
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“Age to women is like Kryptonite to Superman.”
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“Love is like a tide. When it's in, everything looks beautiful and inviting. Only when love recedes can you see the debris beneath the surface - the old bottles, the rusty prams, the sewage pipes, the bloated cats and dogs weighted down to drown. The man I had once loved so passionately I now saw as weak, gutted like a fish.”
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“Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.”
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“Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!”
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“Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract.”
-- Kathy LetteSource : Kathy Lette (2010). “Men: A User's Guide”, p.1, Random House
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“Age to women is what kryptonite is to Superman. Inside every older woman is a younger woman screaming, 'Get me the hell outta here.'”
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“. . . planning a brilliant menu and preparing it beautifully doesn't guarantee a recipe for success.”
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“People who say that money can't buy happiness just don't know where to shop.”
-- Kathy LetteSource : Kathy Lette (2012). “Nip 'N' Tuck”, p.62, Random House
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“living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts”
-- Kathy Lette
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