Benny Hill famous quotes

04-10-2025

Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
-- Benny Hill

#Hilarious #People #Birth Control
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
-- Benny Hill

#Girl #Women #Naked
Do unto others, then run
-- Benny Hill

#Running #Sassy
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
-- Benny Hill

#Funny #Good Life #Military
That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
-- Benny Hill

#Sincere #Insincerity #Shows
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
-- Benny Hill

#Hot #Pants #Breathe
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: 'Oh well,' and I went back to smoking again, and that was better.
-- Benny Hill

#Smoking #One Day #Cigarette
Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
-- Benny Hill

#Favour #Birth Control #Abstinence
I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
-- Benny Hill

#Sex #Grateful #Hell
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
-- Benny Hill

#Funny #Girl #Hilarious
Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
-- Benny Hill

#Drinking #Reason #Mets
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb.
-- Benny Hill

#Cutting #Odds #Two
Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it weren't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish.
-- Benny Hill

#Christmas #Rose #Violet
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
-- Benny Hill

#Leadership #Sports #Play

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