Eugene Mirman Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. July 24, 1974
Birthday: July 24
Everyone knows that Jews control the media and banks and stuff. But did you know that when you go to a carnival and you have to be a certain height to go on a ride, Jews control that height? It has nothing to do with safety. It's just us flexing our Semitic muscles.
topic: Media, Safety, Goes On, Flexing
