Ocupation: Comedian
Life: b. September 28, 1964
Birthday: September 28
Last night, I went to a birthday party, and this girl brought a cake and a cheesecake. And the other girls that lived in the apartment, I swear to God, all night long: 'You're taking that cake with you when you go. That cake's not staying in this house.' Like it's this evil, Hope Diamond, nuclear, horrifying cursed thing.
topic: Girl, Party, Night, Other Girl, Cheesecake, Swear To God