W. C. Fields Quotes:
Ocupation: Comedian
Life: January 29, 1880 - December 25, 1946
Birthday: January 29
Death: December 25
The advantages of whiskey over dogs are legion. Whiskey does not need to be periodically wormed, it does not need to be fed, it never requires a special kennel, it has no toenails to be clipped or coat to be stripped. Whiskey sits quietly in its special nook until you want it. True, whiskey has a nasty habit of running out, but then so does a dog.
source: W. C. Fields (2016). “W.C. Fields by Himself: His Intended Autobiography with Hitherto Unpublished Letters, Notes, Scripts, and Articles”, p.150, Rowman & Littlefield
topic: Running, Dog, Special, Legion, Toenails
