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Greg Fitzsimmons Quotes:

Ocupation: Comedian

Life: b. April 5, 1966

Birthday: April 5

Ever see a skinny guy on a cold day? You know they tremble like Chihuahuas. Then you see a fat guy in a tank top - nine degrees, he's sweatin'. Look at 'Titanic,' remember the boat goes into the icy cold waters? Little skinny Leonardo: dead. Final scene, Kathy Bates on a rowboat, coat open, eating a hotdog.

- Greg Fitzsimmons

topic: Water, Guy, Tanks, Chihuahua, Cold Days, Cold Water, Tank Tops

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