Tina Fey Quotes:
Ocupation: Actress
Life: b. May 18, 1970
Birthday: May 18
Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes.
source: "Bossypants". Book by Tina Fey, April 5, 2011.
topic: Girl, Athlete, Eye, Swedish, Funny Sarcastic, Sabotage, Body Image, Caucasian, Funny Girl, Every Girl, Beautiful Lips, Abdominals, Blue Eyes, Jamaicans, Bossypants, Nine Years
