Quotes and Sayings About Sausage
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A high-brow is someone who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
-- A. P. Herbert -
I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G." "Sausages.
-- Adam RexSource : Adam Rex (2013). “The True Meaning of Smekday”, p.73, A&C Black
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Many men are like unto sausages: Whatever you stuff them with, that they will bear in them.
-- Aleksey Konstantinovich Tolstoy -
Most Russians don't care whether they are ruled by fascists or communists or even Martians as long as they can buy six kinds of sausage in the store and lots of cheap vodka.
-- Alexander Lebed -
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Profits, like sausages... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.
-- Alvin Toffler -
My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.
-- Amanda Holden -
Litigation: A machine which you go into as a pig and come out of as a sausage.
-- Ambrose Bierce -
If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.
-- Arsene Wenger -
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I found university a little dispiriting. I thought I would enter the great halls of Plato, but instead I entered the halls of an intellectual sausage factory. I wanted to do something not on the main course, and chose the environment.
-- Bjorn Lomborg -
The meat in the sausage has got to be Conservative.
-- Boris Johnson -
I do adore food. If I have any vice it's eating. If I was told I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, I could put up with sausage and mash forever.
-- Colin Baker -
I'll leave it to you, Sassenach," he said dryly, "to imagine what it feels like to arrive unexpectedly in the midst of a brothel, in possession of a verra large sausage.
-- Diana Gabaldon -
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The French got enough from the Germans to save them from starvation; but many a woman sold herself for a loaf or a chunk of sausage.
-- Ernst TollerSource : Ernst Toller (1934). “I was a German: the autobiography of Ernst Toller”
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A mighty good sausage stuffer was spoiled when the man became a poet.
-- Eugene FieldSource : Eugene Field (1901). “The Complete Tribune Primer”
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I draw from life - but I always pulp my acquaintance before serving them up. You would never recognize a pig in a sausage.
-- Frances Trollope -
A novel is like a sausage. You might like the final taste but you don't want to see how it was made.
-- Harlan CobenSource : Twitter post from Sep 08, 2014
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This sausage roll only contains 2% of your daily intake of calories... if you lick it.
-- Jack Whitehall -
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.
-- Jeremy Clarkson -
Think of the man who first tried German sausage.
-- Jerome K. Jerome -
I'm a vegetarian. You're a what? I don't eat meat. How can you not eat meat? I just don't. He says he does not eat meat. What? No meat? No meat. Steak? No... Chickens! No... And what about the sausage? No, no sausage, no meat! He says he does not eat any meat. Not even sausage? I know! What is wrong with him? What is wrong with you? Nothing, I just don't eat meat!
-- Jonathan Safran Foer -
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We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
-- Marcy Kaptur -
Curiosity may have killed the cat, but it was the sausage-maker who disposed of the body.
-- Mark Forsyth -
Those that respect the law and love sausage should watch neither being made.
-- Mark Twain -
There are two things nobody should ever have to watch being made, sausage and laws.
-- Mark Twain -
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No sausage?" he asked. Apparently my pork consumption habits were a matter of public record.
-- Maureen Johnson -
Oh, you're one of the sodomites. You should only get AIDS and die, you pig. How's that? Why don't you see if you can sue me, you pig. You got nothing better than to put me down, you piece of garbage. You have got nothing to do today, You have got nothing to do today, go eat a sausage and choke on it.
-- Michael SavageSource : Interview with Bill Moyers, www.pbs.org. July 24, 2009.
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Bad Sausage and five bogeys will give you a stomach ache every time.
-- Miller Barber -
I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.
-- Natalia Tena -
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A book should be made like a watch and sold like a sausage.
-- Oliverio Girondo -
If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
-- Otto von Bismarck