Ninth Grade quotes

  • I didn't drive eleven hours across the state of Texas to watch my cholesterol.

  • I'm giving up on love cause love's given up on me.

  • Usually for a movie, if you want a 13-year-old, you get a 16-year-old who looks 13, because 13-year-olds dont have that level of self-awareness.

  • Any effect, constant, theorem or equation named after Professor X was first discovered by Professor Y , for some value of Y not equal to X.

  • Equality for women is progress for all.

  • There have always been card schools at football clubs and always will be.

  • I made up my mind, but I made it up both ways.

  • It is the mark of a superior person that, left to themselves they are able endlessly to amuse, interest and entertain themselves out of their personal stock of meditations, ideas, criticisms, memories, philosophy, humor and what not.

  • Who needs a handbag? I put my money in my bra.

  • Repudiating the sensible world, which he neither sees himself nor believes from those who have, the Peripatetic joins combat by childish quibbling in a world on paper, and denies the Sun shines because he himself is blind.