Foursomes Quotes:

She's a twosome, she's a foursome, if she'd lose some, I would like her more some.

- Arthur Godfrey

topic: Obesity, Foursomes

Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather play in a foursome with Helen Keller, Ray Charles, and Stevie Wonder.

- Bruce Lansky

topic: Golf, Play, Rays, Foursomes

Whenever I play with him , I usually try to make it a foursome - the President, myself, a paramedic and a faith healer.

- Bob Hope

topic: Golf, Play, Trying, Paramedics, Foursomes

If the rest of his foursome are bunched directly behind his ball, or assume the foetal position with their backs to the tee, the golfer is reminded that his drive tends to be erratic. More cruel yet is for his opponent to stand directly in the projected line of flight, as the safest place to be.

- Eric Nicol

topic: Golf, Opponents, Balls, Tees, Foursomes

Foursomes have left the first tee there and have never been seen again. They just find their shoelaces and bags.

- Bob Hope

topic: Golf, Bags, Firsts, Tees, Foursomes

As a golfer, you feel like you're perpetually on the rack [in foursomes]. Mentally, it's very difficult.

- Ben Crenshaw

topic: Like You, Golfers, Racks, Foursomes

Because the Christian God is not a lonely God, but rather a communion of three persons, faith leads human beings into the divine communion. One cannot, however, have a self-enclosed communion with the Triune God- a "foursome," as it were-- for the Christian God is not a private deity. Communion with this God is at once also communion with those others who have entrusted themselves in faith to the same God. Hence one and the same act of faith places a person into a new relationship both with God and with all others who stand in communion with God.

- Miroslav Volf

topic: Christian, Lonely, New Relationship, Foursomes, Christian God

Hamilton dabbed a tissue at the cut under his eye. "Except for the time I met the Great Khali, that was the coolest thing I've ever done!" The foursome, only slightly the worse for wear, stood on the tarmac of the small airfield outside Milan, transferring their luggage from the limo to Jonah's jet for the flight back to Florence. "You didn't do anything, yo," Jonah seethed. "It was done to all of us by the freak show with the nerve to complain that the family branches are too violent!

- Gordon Korman

topic: Eye, Cutting, Florence, Foursomes, Milan

Dusty Rhodes and Sapphire. They're a lovely twosome, or threesome, or foursome, or twenty-fifthsome.

- Bobby Heenan

topic: Wwe, Lovely, Twenties, Sapphires, Foursomes

Golf's really fun in Japan because of the women caddies. ... I saw one guy start out playing alone with his caddie. By the 9th hole they were engaged and when they finished on 18 they had a foursome.

- Bob Hope

topic: Funny, Humorous, Golf, Foursomes

She was my mother. I couldn't threaten to slap, stab, beat or even name call her. I tried to think of something to scare her into never mentioning the predicament with the Dreamsnatcher again. I'll become a swinger," I said. her eyes bugged. Uptight rearing made her uncomfortable with alternate lifestyles. "That's right. threesomes, foursomes, and more. bones knows about a thousand chicks who'd love to hop into bed with us. It'll be kinky, we'll get out freak on.-

- Jeaniene Frost

topic: Mother, Eye, Thinking, Slap, Foursomes