Bald Man Quotes:

There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.

- Martial

source: Martial (1871). “The Epigrams of Martial”, p.489

topic: Men, Hair, Bald Man

Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.

- Larry David

source: "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.

topic: Inspirational, Funny, Men, Diamond In The Rough, Baldness

Women love a self-confident bald man.

- Larry David

topic: Funny Love, Love You, Men, Baldness, Bald Man

I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.

- Dolly Parton

source: Twitter post from Jul 21, 2011

topic: Funny, Humorous, Mean, Baldness, Bald Man

What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?

- George Carlin

topic: Funny, Humor, Men, Bald Man

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

- Mae West

topic: Funny, Women, Fire, Baldness, Bald Man

There was once a Bald Man who sat down after work on a hot summer's day. A Fly came up and kept buzzing about his bald pate, and stinging him from time to time. The Man aimed a blow at his little enemy, but — whack — his palm came on his head instead; again the Fly tormented him, but this time the Man was wiser and said: YOU WILL ONLY INJURE YOURSELF IF YOU TAKE NOTICE OF DISPICABLE ENEMIES.

- Aesop

source: "Æsop's fables; with drawings by Fritz Kredel".

topic: Summer, Blow, Men, Bald Man, Hot Summer

hopes dance best on bald men's hair

- e. e. cummings

source: E. E. Cummings (1994). “Selected Poems”, p.11, W. W. Norton & Company

topic: Hope, Men, Hair, Bald Man

The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.

- Jorge Luis Borges

source: In 'Time' 14 February 1983

topic: Fighting, Men, Two, Falklands, Baldness

You will only injure yourself if you take notice of despicable enemies.

- Aesop

topic: Hate, Enemy, Bald Man

There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.

- Logan Pearsall Smith

source: Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"

topic: Men, Sides, Aging, Felicity, Baldness

I'm not recognised that much. I'm just a bald man in glasses and there's a rash of them in Dublin. It'd be different if I had a mohican.

- Roddy Doyle

topic: Men, Glasses, Different, Bald Man

The tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top of his head.

- Helen Rowland

topic: Humorous, Men, Sometimes, Baldness, Bald Man

All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.

- Victor Gold

topic: Men, Political, President, Being Equal, Bald Man

I like to play chess with bald men in the park although it's hard to find 32 of them.

- Emo Philips

topic: Men, Play, Chess, Bald Man

They were both totally laughing, and he was twirling her, and her hair was flying around like she was in a shampoo commercial. Seriously. She could have sold conditioner to a bald man the way she looked out there.

- Ally Carter

topic: Men, Hair, Laughing, Bald Man, Twirling

Andrius turned. His eyes found mine. I'll see you he said. My face didn't wrinkle. I didn't utter a sound. But for the first time in months I cried. Tears popped from their dry sockets and sailed down my cheeks in one quick stream. I looked away. The NKVD called the bald man's name. Look at me wispered Andrius moving close. I'll see you he said. Just think about that. Just think about me bringing you your drawings. Picture it because I'll be there.

- Ruta Sepetys

source: Ruta Sepetys (2011). “Between Shades of Gray”, p.158, Penguin

topic: Moving, Eye, Men, Drawing Pictures, Bald Man

[On her seven-month-old son:] When people see me carrying him in the street they think I'm being attacked by a short, bald man. But it's just me with my little fat child.

- Elizabeth Hurley

topic: Children, Son, Thinking, Bald Man, Seven Months