There is nothing more contemptible than a bald man who pretends to have hair.
source: Martial (1871). “The Epigrams of Martial”, p.489

source: "Larry David: The Man Behind Seinfeld". The Laugh Factory Magazine Interview, www.laughfactory.com. April 1994.
topic: Inspirational, Funny, Men, Diamond In The Rough, Baldness
I love bald men. Just because you've lost your fuzz don't mean you ain't a peach.
source: "Æsop's fables; with drawings by Fritz Kredel".
topic: Summer, Blow, Men, Bald Man, Hot Summer
hopes dance best on bald men's hair
source: E. E. Cummings (1994). “Selected Poems”, p.11, W. W. Norton & Company
The Falklands thing was a fight between two bald men over a comb.
source: In 'Time' 14 February 1983
There is more felicity on the far side of baldness than young men can possibly imagine.
source: Afterthoughts (1931) "Age and Death"
All other things being equal, a bald man cannot be elected President of the United States.
topic: Men, Political, President, Being Equal, Bald Man
source: Ruta Sepetys (2011). “Between Shades of Gray”, p.158, Penguin
topic: Moving, Eye, Men, Drawing Pictures, Bald Man